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[The Offside]

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[Daily Mail]

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Is it time to welcome Almunia to the England fold?
[Caught Offside]

Milan’s webcam fan Pato is engaged to WAG Sthefany Brito
[Goal.com]

Foreign investors will buy Newcastle if they beat the drop
[Guardian]

Mrs Pato displays exemplary ‘netiquette’

The centre pages of today’s Sun newspaper are dedicated to the ‘Internet sex epidemic’ that is gripping Britain: apparently, people are cheating on their partners, finding new ones and getting unhealthily addicted to porn at an alarming rate. While the red top focuses on the negatives of online relationships, The Spoiler will look at the one gleaming positive: it is this huge bunch of wires and servers that allowed AC Milan star Pato to make contact with prospective girlfriend Sthefany Brito. The Brazilian soap actress accepted his e-vite, and their romance has since blossomed into one where they actually see and touch each other.