Some NSFW fun from the home of Reading FC

Technically speaking, this lady interrupted the London Irish egg chasers, but seeing the event occurred in the stadium where Leroy Lita and co do their business, we felt Spoiler readers deserved to see it.

We hear the not-unattractive clothes dodger was rewarded with £3,000 for her naked troubles - if anyone can back that up please let us know. It’s exactly the kind of incentive scheme the Premier League could do with.

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Cartoon exclusively for The Spoiler, courtesy of Chris at Studs Up

Beckham admits he would like a Milan deal
[The Sun]

What lovely tattoos
[WithLeather]

Video: Adriano gets punchy
[The Offside]

A bizarre on-field protest in Spain
[101GG]

Wenger: Van Persie is the key
[Daily Mail]

Strange video: Player tackles a topless streaker and gets booked
[Dirty Tackle]

Danielle Lloyd is back, naked
[On205th]

Streaker, give us a wave, streaker streaker, give us a wave

This happy chap has realised that the key to a successful streak is:

a) In winter, protect your shrunken modesty beneath a sock

b) Stroll around the pitch with a cheeky insouciance that puts one in mind of a young George Best. Then the crowd will be on your side

And the football? For the record, Grays Athletic beat York City 1-0 in the Blue Square Premier league to pick up their first away points of the season.

Aussie knocked unconscious during naked high jinks

Running onto a sports playing surface and wobbling about a bit with no clothes on doesn’t sound complicated in principle. Australian football player Nathan Roberts, however, didn’t quite make it to the ‘ticking off from the Police while wrapped in a steward’s jacket’ stage, as he managed to knock himself unconscious:

Mr Roberts, 26, of Salisbury, streaked during the Adelaide Plains Football League preliminary final match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles at Virginia Oval.

“We had knocked back a few bevvies and someone mentioned someone should streak,” he said yesterday.

“I said I would for a gold-coin donation . . . then there was $50 on the table so I had to do it.”

Part of the challenge was that Mr Roberts had to complete a cartwheel.

However, that is where everything came undone.

This is what egg chasers call ‘banter’

We think this snap is taken from a New Zealand/ South Africa rugger match, but if anyone can confirm this they will win a super special prize*.

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*Super special prize may in fact be a bit rubbish

Aussie cricketer brings the pain to naked intruder

You may have seen it in the paper’s this morning, but here’s the video of Aussie middle order batsman Andrew Symonds letting us all know why we shouldn’t show him our junk. It’s quite a meaty collision - the exhibitionist should just be glad he aimed for his face.

[Video: WithLeather]

How to effectively deal with a streaker

Warning: video is NSFW, as it contains a brief glimpse of man chicken swaying in the wind. It’s well worth watching, however, for a dangerously high tackle performed by a mascot, followed by an impressively athletic celebration.

[WithLeather]