Aussie knocked unconscious during naked high jinks
Running onto a sports playing surface and wobbling about a bit with no clothes on doesn’t sound complicated in principle. Australian football player Nathan Roberts, however, didn’t quite make it to the ‘ticking off from the Police while wrapped in a steward’s jacket’ stage, as he managed to knock himself unconscious:
Mr Roberts, 26, of Salisbury, streaked during the Adelaide Plains Football League preliminary final match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles at Virginia Oval.
“We had knocked back a few bevvies and someone mentioned someone should streak,” he said yesterday.
“I said I would for a gold-coin donation . . . then there was $50 on the table so I had to do it.”
Part of the challenge was that Mr Roberts had to complete a cartwheel.
Aussie cricketer brings the pain to naked intruder
You may have seen it in the paper’s this morning, but here’s the video of Aussie middle order batsman Andrew Symonds letting us all know why we shouldn’t show him our junk. It’s quite a meaty collision - the exhibitionist should just be glad he aimed for his face.
Warning: video is NSFW, as it contains a brief glimpse of man chicken swaying in the wind. It’s well worth watching, however, for a dangerously high tackle performed by a mascot, followed by an impressively athletic celebration.
