Further proof that baseball does have an interesting side

Major League Baseballer Kris Benson may be without a team at the moment, but he certainly has a fabulous WAG to keep him company. Well, almost: model and former stripper Anna Benson filed for divorce from him in 2006, but they still seem to be legally bound to one another today.

Anna is famous in New York for turning up to the Mets’ Christmas party in an outrageously small santa outfit, and then subsequently declaring that she would have sex with every member of the Mets, including the grounds crew, should she ever have an affair. Yikes.

Villains show excellent sense of humour over striker’s antics

Following the news that ‘fatigued’ striker John Carew was spotted at a lap dancing club prior to last week’s UEFA Cup clash with Ajax, Villa fans treated the big Norwegian to a roaring chorus of:

“Get your t*ts out for Carew!”

After coming off the bench to nab an assist and a goal at Wigan, Martin O’Neill should probably make sure he gets a lappy every week.

The Croatian beauty who’s had one too many WKD Blues

While things are in crisis at White Hart Lane, it’s good to see some of the WAGs are on their worst behaviour. Our besties at Kickette have alerted us to Vedran Corluka’s 21-year-old fiancée Iva Buzov, who has whipped up a storm in her home nation (Croatia) because a rather embarrassing video has surfaced:

In case you were wondering, the controversy isn’t because she has clearly raided a stripper’s wardrobe for her evening ensemble or that the camera operator is clearly obsessed with her chest area, but that she’s stinking drunk. When a car passes, she blurts out: “Oh my God, is that my Dad?” Let’s hope it isn’t, dear.

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According to Football365, Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho won’t be gracing the Premier League this season

Anna Kournikova is back doing what she does best: modelling
[Maxim]

Mika Hakkinen is now going out with a stripper
[Grid Crasher]

Betting on the Olympics or the Premier League? Fancy a £30 punt for free?
[Ladbrokes]

Bild are very wisely devoting time to former Miss Paraguay contestant and Olympic javelin star Leryn Franco
[Bild]

Some wise words on the crappiness of the transfer window
[The Offside]

Six qualities Fabio Capello looks for in an England captain
[Pies]

Whoa, that costume is not appropriate for the beach!

If you were watching 2003 Steven Seagal/Ja Rule classic Half Past Dead very closely, you may have seen today’s WAG Yasmina Filali flaunting her wares. The actress and model is popular in her native Germany, where she gained notoriety playing a stripper in TV series Die Rote Meile (‘The Red Mile’). She found her way into several other TV shows, helped by SAT.1 Chief Exec boyfriend Fred Kogel, but eventually left her well-connected partner to marry ex-Sunderland and Euro 96 winning defender Thomas Helmer.

Coming to a tabloid near you soon

News - big shocking news - has just lurched into The Spoiler HQ, wearing a hat and jabbering about how there’s a picture doing the rounds of Arsene Wenger enjoying a sexy dance in a Marrakesh bar.

Unfortunately, The Spoiler hasn’t got the kind of bottomless wallet to compete with big national newspapers, who will no doubt be paying top dollar for the snap. So, above is our sexy artist’s impression of exactly what it looks like.

Naughty naughty.

Provide some tasty hos 

This weekend, people will be flocking to Arizona from all over the States to enjoy the Super Bowl and all the festivities that surround it. Most hotels filled up months ago, meaning thousands will be seeking temporary accommodation elsewhere.

Competition is strong for the gentleman who wishes to rent his property for the weekend, so he must introduce a unique selling point to the package. Like close proximity to the stadium. Or a sumptuous cooked breakfast. Or maybe just a shedload of strippers: