England captain’s old lady cautioned for £800 theft

As the mother of a world famous Premier League star who takes home £135,000 a week for his troubles, Sue Terry is a lucky lady.

This morning’s Sun, however, suggests that the England captain may not be spreading the financial love to his mummy and inlaws, as she and Sue Poole (mother of JT’s WAG Toni Poole) have been arrested for nabbing £800 worth of gear from official England supermarket Tesco and official England suit purveyor Marks and Spencers:

Sue Terry, 50, and Sue Poole, 54, were nicked and officially cautioned by cops for shoplifting clothes and food from Marks & Spencer and Tesco.

Track suits were among the gear the women are said to have taken at the Brooklands Shopping Centre in Weybridge, Surrey.Police were called by security staff at 3pm on Wednesday and the pair were taken to Staines police station, Middlesex.

The two Sues formally accepted the police caution, and therefore acknowledged their guilt in the matter. Terry’s extraordinarily Scottish-sounding lawyer Angus McBride, however, insists