Scorned ex-WAG confirms what we already know

We all know Cristiano Ronaldo is passionate about chasing money and women of loose morals, but it seems his greatest love wears Manchester Utd’s number seven. In yesterday’s News of the World, C-Ron’s summer project Nereida Gallardo (pictured above in her preferred state of dress) revealed the ridiculous lengths the Portuguese goes to in order to maintain his preened appearance. Here are some of the sexy highlights:

• “He likes his body to be smooth all over and would even use a hair removal cream. He would also use tubs of moisturiser, coating every part of his body, at least twice a day.”

• “He has his initials and the number seven all over the place. It’s on the doors, the coffee tables and there are mirrors everywhere. He loves looking at himself and playing with his hair.”

• “His house is full of mirrors

  

Manchester Utd star tried to hide black eye in steamrollering session

During Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Roma in October last year, orgy expert Cristiano Ronaldo picked up a black eye, following some rough housing from Mirko Vucinic. At a press conference a few days later, he wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, and nonchalantly shrugged: ‘It’s OK, in four or five days I will be beautiful again.”

Ronny’s aesthetic setback, however, didn’t halt the steam