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Newcastle sign Bolton midfielder, Fergie snubs Olympics, Claire Merry runs


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Bad tattoos

Dirty Tackle pick out some tasteful football tattoos

Fergie won’t coach the Olympic 2012 team
[The Telegraph]

43 Reasons to watch the Super Bowl
[The Times]

10 reasons to be optimistic about World Cup 2010
[The Offside]

Blackburn have rejected Man City’s “final” Santa Cruz bid
[Football365]

Thierry Henry’s ex Claire Merry has been running
[MRWF]

Kevin Nolan has completed a £4m transfer to Newcastle
[Sky Sports]

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Posted: January 30th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 267: Missy Peregrym


One of the greatest Super Bowl quarterback WAGs of all time

Missy Peregrym

The Arizona Canaries and Pittsburgh Ironworks will battle it out in the Superbowl this Sunday, so we present another NFL WAG for your consideration today. You may recognise Missy Peregrym from Heroes and Reaper, but she is also famous for her romance with Pittsburgh’s star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.

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Posted: January 29th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 266: Casey Connelly


NFL 2008 drafter rewarded with exceptionally hot girlfriend

Casey Connelly

Our American friends are looking ahead to this weekend’s Super Bowl, where large men wearing padding will compete as fiercely as advertising agencies who want to produce the most outrageous banned half time clip.

In celebration of this glorious amalgamation of testosterone, The Spoiler is devoting the rest of this week’s WAG of the Day slots to the ladies of the NFL. Today, it’s Arizona model Casey Connelly - her home state may be competing in Sunday’s big game, but her boyf Sam Keller isn’t. In fact, the unlucky quarter back isn’t playing for anyone at all right now, but at least the free agent gets to stay home with Miss Connelly. 

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Posted: January 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Real Madrid’s fascism, Eduardo’s return and Abbey Clancy’s bikini


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A classic goalpost faceplant we posted back in the day, reprised by WithLeather

Bad tattoo: This chap will do anything for Super Bowl tickets
[FanIQ]

The Premier League are cracking down on naughty internet pirates
[Guardian]

Video: Eduardo is (nearly) back, baby!
[101 Great Goals]

ÜberWAG Abbey Clancy at the beach
[Dirty Tackle]

‘Arry Redknapp wants to field his weakest possible team for the FA Cup game with Manchester Utd. Didn’t they do that last night?
[Daily Mail]

Real Madrid fined as fans make fascist gestures
[Rumours and Rants]

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Posted: January 22nd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Pennant moves to Pompey, AC Milan death threats and Premier League gambling debts


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Juventus love the Loreal

Juventus love them some L’Oreal. Presumably Sissoko doesn’t have much use for their shampoo…
[Kickette]

AC Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani has received death threats over the Kaka sale saga
[Daily Mail]

Which Premier League star lost £1m in a casino? Seriosuly, we have no idea…
[Daily Star]

Rafa rejects Liverpool deal
[Football365]

The Super Bowl will not help you have an affair
[Deadspin]

Portsmouth have agreed a fee for Jermaine Pennant
[Sky Sports]

The biggest WAG mismatches of all time
[Uncoached]

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Posted: January 16th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Rioting in Manchester, money-spinning in Russia and Diarra’s inferiority complex


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Video: Motocross rider completely nails a cameraman
[Grid Crasher]

Money-spinner alert: Chelsea and Manchester Utd’s Champions League Final kits revealed
[Pies]

The University of Phoenix Stadium lost $2m by hosting this year’s Super Bowl
[Sports By Brooks]

Video: Fernando Torres’ 33 goals for Liverpool
[YouTube via 101 Great Goals]

Video: Last night’s UEFA Cup street riot
[The Times]

Lassana Diarra ‘didn’t feel good enough’ at Arsenal
[Caught Offside]

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Posted: May 15th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Tattooed nutter blames Super Bowl loss on Gisele Bündchen


Tom Brady fanboy turns against his hero

Tattoo Head

When the Dallas Cowboys crashed out of the NFL playoffs, the world instantly turned against Jessica Simpson (aka Yoko Romo) for distracting her boyf from his duties. Now, the NFL’s loopiest fan is giving Tom Brady’s missus the same treatment.

Victor Thompson, who is in the process of having Brady’s entire helmet design tattooed on his head, is distraught with his team’s Super Bowl performance, yet he doesn’t blame the team or coaching staff. It’s all down yesterday’s WAG of the Day, that pesky Gisele Bündchen.

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Posted: February 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 23: Gisele Bündchen


This NFL WAG owes New York an eyeful

Gisele Bundchen

After yesterday’s morally-bankrupt dog lovin’ WAG, I feel I owe you all some hotness. Fortunately, Gisele Bündchen has been in the news this week, trying to worm her way out of some public streaking. The twenty-seven year-old Brazilian supermodel, who currently may be seen on the arm of New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady, said she would run naked through midtown Manhattan if the Giants won the Super Bowl. And guess what? She’s back-tracking on her promise:

“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it.

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Posted: February 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey