England’s second favourite DB has a splendid ladyfriend

These days, it’s difficult for a WAG to resist the temptation to disrobe in a lads mag, sell holiday pictures to the tabloids and release a fitness DVD into what must be a thoroughly over-saturated market, yet one lady in doing a rather respectable job of keeping out of the limelight. David Bentley’s long-term girlfriend - and possible fiancée - Kimberley Mills is pictured above (right) with Melanie Slade (left) a charity event at White Hart Lane two years ago, but has otherwise managed to steer clear of the media radar.

Old school WAG now dating Iain Dowie’s least favourite chairman

Back in the days when the term ‘wag’ exclusively referred to the movement of a dog’s tail, one lady alone was glamming up the stands. For thirteen years, Suzi Walker was happily married to Ian Walker - the goalkeeper who enjoyed over a decade between the sticks at Spurs but who has been paid by Bolton for over three years without playing a league game.

In 2006, however, a classy Las Vegas stripper named Samantha Thurman caught Ian’s attention, and the marriage fell apart. These days, Suzi knocks about with the most orange man in the game, outspoken Palace chairman Simon Jordan.