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Alex Ferguson reveals Man Utd secrets, Arsene Wenger reveals his happiness


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Alex Ferguson tells all

Alex Ferguson reveals many Manchester Utd secrets in a rare interview in The Times

Sylvie van der Vaart claims to be ‘the cheapest WAG in the game’
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Ingenious British driver infuriates German police
[Grid Crasher]

Professor Wenger is pleased to see Tony Adams in charge at Portsmouth
[Football365]

Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps, Tony Hawk and A-Rod want you to buy a computer game
[Machochip]

The gossip blogs are getting excited about Freddie Ljungberg arriving in Seattle
[Perez Hilton]

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Posted: October 28th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

“It’s another huge victory for German football over you English!” blasts Beckenbauer


… and he might have a point.

Sylvie

With Spurs in crisis, Martin Jol’s continuing success in the Bundesliga - where his Hamburg team is flying high - seems to rub razor-like shards of salt into a fresh weeping wound. Not that any of that could stop Franz Beckenbauer having a dig over the weekend.

“I don’t know the exact circumstances of what happened at Tottenham but it’s hard to believe any team would not want Martin Jol as coach. He is doing a fantastic job at Hamburg. Your loss, if you like, is our gain. It’s another huge victory for German football over you English!”

And, depressingly, Jol’s phoenix-like rise from the ashes isn’t the only thing making Germans look better than us at the moment. Remember You Bet!, the former teatime abomination hosted by Matthew Kelly? The Germans have a version of that called Wetten, dass…?, and it looks brilliant. While ours featured the likes of Capes, Fashanu, and Bruno Brookes as the big-name celebrity guests, the Germans get to enjoy Sylvie van der Vaart (above), fancy dress icon Karl Lagerfeld, and a severely bosomy Salma Hayek falling out of her top (after the jump).

That’s 2-0 Germany.

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Posted: October 6th, 2008 by Josh Burt

The fifty hottest WAGs of 2008


The Spoiler counts down the best supporting ladies of the year

The fifty hottest WAGs of 2008

Can you make time for fifty of the world’s greatest WAGs? You’re already reading blogs at work, so why not further hamper your productivity by checking out what (who) footballers do in their time?

Click the link below to get started…


Click here to see the fifty hottest WAGs of 2008

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Posted: September 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

50 beautiful WAGs


Whisper hello to some handsome ladies…

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Days in The Spoiler office can be long and draining. There is no natural light, only basic rations to eat, and some days we’re forced at gunpoint to compile lists of the best looking women we will probably never meet. Here’s fifty of them.

It’s a pleasure.

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Posted: August 28th, 2008 by Josh Burt

David Beckham comments on the Ronaldo transfer saga


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Brian McBride and Prejudice

Brian McBride and his Team USA chums are finding it difficult to walk in the heat and smog of Beijing - expect some very lethargic games in this tournament
[The Offside Rules]

The 50 hottest women of the 2008 Beijing Olympics (although Jelena Jankovic is number six!)
[WebTVHub]

Video: David Beckham sits on the fence when asked about C-Ron
[Pies]

Ten ways to make Chelsea loved by everyone
[The Guardian]

Unsexy news: Brazil’s synchronised swimming twins will not be at the Olympics
[WithLeather]

Rafael van der Vaart and his WAG arrive in Madrid
[Kickette]

Has Kimi Raikkonen lost his mojo?
[Grid Crasher]

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Posted: August 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

It’s official! European WAGs are hotter than US WAGs!


Abbey Clancy and co come out on top in epic WAG battle

Euro WAGs

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Over the past two weeks, the finest WAGs of Europe have been busying themselves in a fierce transatlantic battle. Some nails were chipped, several upmarket boutiques went without custom and the barmen at Chinawhites have never felt so unwanted, but I am pleased to report that our best supporting ladies have come home victorious.

Over 40,000 votes were cast here and at On205th, and the ladies from the old continent were deemed hotter by 55 per cent of the voting public. Gemma Atkinson and her foxy ilk won seven of ten rounds with their yankee counterparts, and as a result, the Americans have agreed to revoke their independence from Great Britain, and they will pass a bill banning Cristiano Ronaldo from poaching prostitutes sunbathing by hotel swimming pools in California.

‘Tis a glorious day for one and all.

Relive all the sexy action and cast a belated vote right here.

Spoiler bonus: Check out galleries for each of the victorious ten below…

Rosaria Cannavo
Gemma Atkinson
Cheryl Cole
Oksana Andersson
Tanya Robinson
Giorgia Palmas
Alena Seredova
Abbey Clancy
Sylvie van der Vaart
Elin Nordegren

Want more WAG fun? Check out The Spoiler’s extensive WAG of the Day archivelook back at the epic US vs Europe WAG battle and  chickendinner’s fifty hottest WAGs here!

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Posted: July 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

US WAGs vs Euro WAGs, Round 9: Christy Cooley vs Sylvie van der Vaart


Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?

US WAGs vs Euro WAGs

After Abbey Clancy’s convincing victory in the transatlantic WAG battle yesterday, the penultimate round sees a former NFL cheerleader take on a TV presenter whose marriage to Rafael van der Vaart was broadcast live on Dutch television…

Round Nine: Christy Cooley/ Sylvie van der Vaart

Christy Cooley and Sylvie van der Vaart

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More pictures of Cristy here, more of Sylvie here


Remember, you get two votes in this competition - head over to On205th and do your bit for WAG democracy now!
Previous WAG battles (you can still keep voting!):
Jessica Simpson/ Rosaria Cannavo

Lisa Dergan/ Gemma Atkinson
Eva Longoria/ Cheryl Cole
Jennifer Walcott/ Oksana Andersson
Carmella DeCesare/ Tanya Robinson
Terrie B/ Giorgia Palmas
Brooklyn Decker/ Alena Seredova
Eliza Dushku/ Abbey Clancy

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Posted: July 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The Euro 2008 WAG XI


The ultimate European Championships dream team

Imagine spending a day in topsy-turvy world, where hot snow falls up and hamburgers eat people and Ronaldinho isn’t fat. In this magical land, the world’s finest WAGs would no longer be able to spend their time melting credit cards in exclusive boutiques or splashing around in the type of swimwear that your girlfriend would never wear in a million years. Instead, they’d have to graft it out on the football pitch, with Sepp Blatter constantly berating them about the length of their shorts.

With that strange vision in mind, The Spoiler has compiled an entire team of Euro 2008’s supporting ladies, starting with Gianluigi Buffon’s shot-stopping lovely…

1. Keeper
Alena Seredova (Buffon, Italy)

Alena Seredova
See more pictures of Alena here


2. Defender
Adelina Elisei (Chivu, Romania)

Adelina Elisei
See more pictures of Adelina here

3. Defender
Rosaria Cannavò (Panucci, Italy)

Rosaria Cannavo
See more pictures of Rosaria here

4. Defender
Valentina Zambrotta (Zambrotta, Italy)

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Posted: June 9th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The hottest WAGs of Euro 2008


With no British presence, you’ll need something to look at

Sylvie van der Vaart

It was the 2006 World Cup that really embedded the concept of Waggery deep into the conscience of this tiny island we all share, yet this summer, Posh, Cheryl et al will not be spending their time in the finest hard plastic seats Switzerland and Austria have to offer. Thanks, Mr McClaren.

This does not mean, however, that the stands will be devoid of eye candy - far from it. Sylvie (above), wife of Holland’s Rafael van der Vaart, will be just one of many devastatingly beautiful WAGs who will have pitch side snappers aiming their long lenses in the opposite direction to Dirk Kuyt.

Click here for more pictures of Sylvie van der Vaart, and check out the rest of Euro 2008’s hottest WAGs after the jump

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Posted: June 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Crouch stands his ground, beautiful woman heading slowly towards Chelsea


All today’s big transfer news in a LIST

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Congratulations, Bioparco Zoo in Rome, you have a name that sounds like a weird 80s B-movie about strange mutant animals eating innocent people, but also, you’re now home to a brand new baby giraffe, who is yet to be named. The Spoiler would like to suggest a strong name like Agamemnon or Greg. It’s your call. In other exciting news, transfer speculation has been going through the roof!

Peter Crouch to leave for free
Crouch is livid that Benitez has demanded £15 million for his services and is ready to stick two gigantic fingers up at his boss by sitting awkwardly on the bench for another year. Then, come summer, he can pack his enormous suitcase and head somewhere else for nothing.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Hey, Peter’s supposed to be a friendly giant… but then again, so was Lennie in Of Mice and Men, and everyone knows what happened there. Right?

Rafael van der Vaart to Chelsea
Just as they like to tempt fantastic players to their club, Chelsea also like to maintain a fine stable of WAGs. Rafael’s wife, Sylvie, would make for a splendid inclusion.

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Posted: May 28th, 2008 by Josh Burt