CR9 was a regular Forrest Gump…

Cristiano Ronaldo claims he was advised to quit football for his other childhood obsession, ping pong. In his upcoming autobiography, Momentos (we’re sure you can’t wait), the Portuguese man-o-sex reveals he could have just as easily been winking across a table instead of a football pitch:

After football, ping pong is my favorite sport. I love to watch professional games and I like to play. I started playing as a boy in my neighborhood and at school. When I moved to the school of Sporting [CP], I kept playing ping pong.

The Spoiler hopes this isn’t a direct quote from the book, because it reads like a four-year-old’s back-to-school recount of what they did over summer. Anyway:

It may be an advert and a fake, but it’s still bloody good

The Spoiler’s first foray into the exciting world of ping pong sees Bruce Lee OWNING the table with a set of nunchakus.

It’s good to see that 35 years after his death, the martial artist’s legend is living on via the medium of peddling mobile phones.