Um, Roman, are you sure?

If all the money in the world can only get you as far as Ray Wilkins as the assistant first team coach at Chelsea, then this dramatic credit crunch malarkey is turning into a financial apocalypse. As a player, he was fantastic - especially for fans of the sideways pass - but since his days on the pitch, his only notable success was on that Tango advert with the fat orange guy slapping people.