Abbey Clancy and co come out on top in epic WAG battle

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Over the past two weeks, the finest WAGs of Europe have been busying themselves in a fierce transatlantic battle. Some nails were chipped, several upmarket boutiques went without custom and the barmen at Chinawhites have never felt so unwanted, but I am pleased to report that our best supporting ladies have come home victorious.

Over 40,000 votes were cast here and at On205th, and the ladies from the old continent were deemed hotter by 55 per cent of the voting public. Gemma Atkinson and her foxy ilk won seven of ten rounds with their yankee counterparts, and as a result, the Americans have agreed to revoke their independence from Great Britain, and they will pass a bill banning Cristiano Ronaldo from poaching prostitutes sunbathing by hotel swimming pools in California.

‘Tis a glorious day for one and all.

Relive all the sexy action and cast a belated vote right here.

Spoiler bonus: Check out galleries for each of the victorious ten below…

Rosaria Cannavo
Gemma Atkinson
Cheryl Cole
Oksana Andersson
Tanya Robinson
Giorgia Palmas
Alena Seredova
Abbey Clancy
Sylvie van der Vaart
Elin Nordegren

Want more WAG fun? Check out The Spoiler’s extensive WAG of the Day archive,  look back at the epic US vs Europe WAG battle and  chickendinner’s fifty hottest WAGs here!

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These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, but when the whistle goes, he gets to go home to inaugural FHM High Street Honeys winner Tanya Robinson, who, as you may gather, is completely averse to wearing anything on the top half of her body.