Footballer lets it all out, finally…

Fellow fans of Hollywood schmaltz will know all too well that if you hold your emotions in, they will eventually find a way out. Most often through tearful intercourse, be it social, sexual, even sensual. Or, in the case of Thierry Henry - carrying around the heartache of a miserable Spanish experience - the pain might reveal itself in normal everyday football situations, like coming on as a sub during a match. Hence, when this picture came in of the great man holding Eto’o and never wanting to let go, we felt his pain. Come home, Thierry. Just come home. It’s not your fault etc…

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British transfer record smashed in Man City coup

Over the weekend Brazilian Man-O’-Sex Robinho held his own press conference to tell us all how his ‘head is in Chelsea‘, yet last night night he became the first purchase of that new Arabian team in Manchester. Following the £32.5m record transfer, Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon revealed the slightly unstable nature of his former employee:

“We decided that the best thing was for him to leave. He has an emotional problem that is worse than he thought. Every time I have spoken to him he has cried.”

To paint a more detailed picture of Robinho’s highly professional acumen, Calderon confirmed that the 24-year-old winger/ second striker cares more for the good paper than