The Terminator, Luis Figo

Being stylish is a full-time job, take it from us.  The Spoiler is constantly searching for a new look, as, it seems, is Luis Figo. Already this year, he’s been spotted milling around in a gentlemanly set of knickers that clearly outline his Portuguese penis - as an homage to Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, we assume - and now he’s been plundering through iconic 80s films for his vibe, settling for The Schwartzen… the Shhwortzz… the Schwert… the Arnie look.

Fantastic.