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Fergie won’t coach the Olympic 2012 team
[The Telegraph]

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[The Times]

10 reasons to be optimistic about World Cup 2010
[The Offside]

Blackburn have rejected Man City’s “final” Santa Cruz bid
[Football365]

Thierry Henry’s ex Claire Merry has been running
[MRWF]

Kevin Nolan has completed a £4m transfer to Newcastle
[Sky Sports]

Unhappy Barca striker has a ton of options

While on a radio show this week, Kevin Keegan was asked who he would like to sign to strengthen his tormented squad in the summer. Without even the slightest crack of a wry smile, he said: “I’d fetch Thierry Henry back to England.”

Mr Ashley certainly has the cash to take advantage of Barcelona’s summer clearout, but there are a host of other clubs hoping to obtain the Frenchman’s signature. Could Fergie step up the Wenger mind games by bringing him to Old Trafford? Will AC Milan unite him with Shevchenko? How about brand new MLS Franchise the Seattle Sounders - they’re looking for splash their dinero on a big European name or two.

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