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Is Arsenal’s attack better than it was in the Invincibles era?


van Persie, Fabregas and Arshavin > Henry, Pires and Bergkamp?

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After Arsenal’s 4-1 Champions League cakewalk against the Eredivisie champions last night, Arsene Wenger was moved to compare his young team to the unbeaten Gunners squad of 03/04:

We’ve never had as many options on the creative side. We still have Nicklas Bendtner and Theo Walcott who are offensive players who are not available.

Denilson, Eduardo, Tomas Rosicky did not start - that is why I was amazed when people said, ‘Buy, buy, buy’. And Carlos Vela as well… I forgot him!

Fair assessment, or another one of Le Prof’s attempts to tack an extra psychological boost onto an impressive performance? Ljungberg, Henry, Pires and Bergkamp had racked up 16 goals and 10 assists in all competitions by this time in 03/04 season; while van Persie, Arshavin, Bendtner and Fabregas are already on 24 goals and 23 assists.

In terms of depth, Wenger has a point - as backups go, Eduardo, Rosicky and Nasri are a more desirable trio of reinforcements than Reyes, Wiltord and Kanu were. But does the overall attacking quality of the squad match up?

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Posted: November 5th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Turf news, Theo Walcott’s missus, and the strange case of Daniel Sturridge


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Maybe these figures are the reason why Phil Brown is currently clearing his desk
( Guardian )

Fancy doing a bit of lawnwork at the Molineux. Now is your chance
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Walcott WAG doing what she does best
( Kickette )

And you thought Ashley was bad - meet the Australian owner who is trying to limit his club’s attendance
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Aloof, arrogant et al - it’s the Daniel Sturridge story
( The Sun )

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Posted: October 28th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Theo Walcott gets ink done


Arsenal forward will now feel more comfortable in biker bars

Theo Walcott looks like too much of a nice young man to get a huge tattoo on his bicep, but that is exactly what he has done with the help of a certain swooshy sportswear manufacturer. The same manufacturer who used to make (Fat) Ronaldo do things against his will. Just saying.

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Posted: August 21st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Is Jack Wilshere ready for regular football at Arsenal next season?


Is “the new Wayne Rooney” ready to mix it up with the big boys?

Jack Wilshere

After becoming Arsenal’s youngest ever league debutant in September 2008 (a crown that previously belonged to a Mr C Fabregas), Jack Wilshere’s career is going from strength to strength. The seventeen-year-old midfielder was the undisputed star of the recent Emirates Cup, scoring twice and earning two Man of the Match champagne bottles that he is not legally allowed to enjoy.

The young Gunner has also earned a place in England’s U21 squad to face Holland this week, and is hotly tipped to become a part of Fabio Capello’s World Cup 2010 squad - an international honour that was bestowed on his weak-shouldered colleague Theo Walcott when he was also just seventeen.

However, despite admitting Wilshere has a level of maturity well beyond his years, Professor Wenger is keen to shield the lad he refers to as “the new Wayne Rooney” from the kind of hype that Public Enemy told us we shouldn’t believe:

“As a manager you do not want a guy to be a star before he has delivered, and maybe in England that is more difficult than anywhere else.”

So, is Wilshere ready to cope with regular top flight football, or should the Professor let him run amok in Carling Cup games and the early stages of the Champions League for another season? The Spoiler is leaning towards the latter - he may appear ready for the challenge, but look what happened to Freddy Adu when he was thrown in at the deep end at a young age.

Let us know your thoughts below…

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Posted: August 10th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: England Under-21s secure a place in the last four


Super subs Fraizer Campbell and Theo Walcott defeat Spain

England are through to the semi-finals of the Euro Under-21 Championship with a game to spare after beating pre-tournament favourites Spain 2-0.

It looked like Stuart Pearce’s side might have blown their chance when James Milner missed a first-half penalty but the 62nd minute introduction of Theo Walcott, to a ridiculous roar from the crowd, turned the game.

Fellow substitute Fraizer Campbell opened the scoring five minutes later before Walcott set up Milner in the 73rd minute to guarantee victory and a place in the semi-finals.

The Aston Villa winger then picked up a rather convenient yellow card for a needless foul late on which means he will serve a suspension during the “nothing” clash with Germany - words you would never expect to hear uttered - rather than missing either the semi-finals or final.

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Posted: June 19th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Bookies predict Toon doom, Theo Walcott’s new contract and Kelly Brook hotness


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Adriano - who felt the need to tattoo his name on his forearm - is back in the game
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Theo Walcott earns a brand new £60k-a-week contract
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Contrary to popular opinion, John Terry is a true gent
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The bookies bring bad news for Newcastle
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Rugby WAG Kelly Brook poses for Nuts
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Posted: May 8th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Pick your Arsenal team to finish the job against Villarreal


Arsenal/Villarreal, Champions Lge QF L2, 7.45pm, Sky Sports 3

Arsenal’s biggest worry tonight is how their defence will cope without Manuel Almunia, Gael Clichy, William Gallas and Johan Djourou. It is with that in mind that we have decided to stick with the 4-2-3-1 formation from the first leg, ensuring that the patched-up back four are adequately supported:

The Spoiler’s Arsenal line-up for the Champions League quarter-final against Villarreal

Emmanuel Adebayor was isolated at times in Spain but with Villarreal needing to commit bodies forward, there should be more space for Samir Nasri, Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott to exploit, while Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendtner will be ready to do damage off the bench if the visitors score.

Do you agree with our formation or do you think Arsenal should start with two strikers? Let us know who you would pick with a comment below.

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Posted: April 15th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Walcott’s war cry, Drogba’s Bundesliga move and Kanoute’s Premiership return


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Video: A Paraguayan midfielder faint on the pitch
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Fredi Kanoute is getting attention from English clubs
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Sexy time with Oliver Kahn
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Drogba moves to the Bundesliga. Didier’s brother Joel Drogba, that is
[Sporting Life]

Egotistical News: Dave Whelan is changing the name of the JJB Stadium to…
[Daily Mail]

Theo Walcott says we should all fear the Gunners
[Football365]

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Posted: March 19th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey