England players, look away now! 

Nothing upsets the eyes more than spotting your boss in a non-work situation, and realising that the man who sends chills through your blood every single day of the week spends his summers in tight Speedos, dangling his spindly legs over the side of dreamy sailboats in Italy.  Probably with his topless wife, who’s old enough to be your topless grandmother.

Spoiler bonus: more ‘tiny pants on a boat’ action from a fat Craig Charles look-alike here