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A fan at the Copa Libertadores takes an unusual approach to keeping his lungs clear
[The Offside]

(Fat) Ronaldo is about to get another ‘Tranny Surprise‘
[Dirty Tackle]

Missing the point: Juventus’ new home and away strips are the same colour
[Pies]

Hull want Bobby Zamora (because things worked out so well last time they signed a Fulham player)
[Sky Sports]

Naughty journalists have been hacking Alex Ferguson and Alan Shearer’s phones
[The Guardian]

David Beckham named his child after a man who prays to alien gods
[ONTD]

Basketball WAG Carmen Electra takes to the stage, forgets her top (NSFW)
[The Sun]

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(Transvestite lovin’) Ronaldo is having a baby with his girlfriend
[Machochip]

Who the hell is Jose Bosingwa? Good question
[Pies]

Jenson Button’s ex-WAG Florence Brudenell-Bruce is almost certainly very posh
[Grid Crasher]

Ten things The Offside learnt during the Premiership season
[The Offside]

Video: A dog getting run over on the track at the Turkish Grand Prix. Are you sick enough to click?
[Grid Crasher]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes go to see Beckham at work
[WithLeather]

Video: Zoo’s top ten crazy commentators
[Zoo Today]

The LA Galaxy experiment must have left Beckham feeling pretty fed up. The team consistently under-performs, his only friend away from the pitch has a Hitler haircut and keeps making the same joke about aliens bombing volacanos, and now the wife has got her own friends.