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(Transvestite lovin’) Ronaldo is having a baby with his girlfriend
[Machochip]

Who the hell is Jose Bosingwa? Good question
[Pies]

Jenson Button’s ex-WAG Florence Brudenell-Bruce is almost certainly very posh
[Grid Crasher]

Ten things The Offside learnt during the Premiership season
[The Offside]

Video: A dog getting run over on the track at the Turkish Grand Prix. Are you sick enough to click?
[Grid Crasher]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes go to see Beckham at work
[WithLeather]

Video: Zoo’s top ten crazy commentators
[Zoo Today]

The LA Galaxy experiment must have left Beckham feeling pretty fed up. The team consistently under-performs, his only friend away from the pitch has a Hitler haircut and keeps making the same joke about aliens bombing volacanos, and now the wife has got her own friends.