Basketball WAG hinders husband’s performance

A Hornets fan has discovered a perfect way to distract San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, by holding up a big ol’ cardboard cutout of his wife Eva Longoria. The beardy chap looks delighted with his idea, but unless that thing is double-sided, I’m betting the people in the rows behind him aren’t enjoying the game quite as much.

Premier League fans could learn from this crafty misdirection - next time you’re seated behind the goal, why not take a Danielle Lloyd cutout to distract Jermain Defoe, or maybe a gaggle* of cardboard prostitutes to take Ronaldo’s eye off the ball…

*Yes, I checked, and ‘gaggle’ is the correct collective term for cardboard prostitutes.

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The number one Spurs WAG (in south Texas, not north London)

Despite growing up in Texas, Eva Longoria managed to avoid the slow road to obesity, and found fame playing Gabrielle in Desperate Housewives (she’s the youngish one whose always finds an excuse to trot around in just her underwear).In 2006, she shot straight to the top of the international WAG league when she married Tony Parker, point guard for her favourite basketball team the San Antonio Spurs. Their marriage, however, hit a rough patch when Parker was rumoured to have had an affair with a young lady introduced to him by Thierry Henry, and there’s more speculation that she could be finishing with her man, as recent pictures suggest she has either removed or covered up a tattoo depicting her wedding date.

Batty French model drags the relatively good name of Thierry Henry into her lunatic fantasies

About three weeks ago we told the world about the affair that has rocked the relationship of basketball WAG/ Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria and her hubby Tony Parker. Apparently, Thierry Henry introduced the San Antonio Spurs point guard to a French model named Alexandra Paressant, who counts Ronaldo (fat Brazilian, not Portuguese predator) among her bedpost notches. We labelled Henry a homewrecker, and questioned whether a woman was capable of

Footballer could have sparked the divide between Basketball WAG Eva Longoria and her hubby

Obviously not contented with the dissolution of his own marriage, Thierry Henry is reported to be aiding his friends in their extra-marital affairs.

As a guest at the fancy summer wedding of Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria (pictured left, blending into leather couch) and San Antonio Spurs b-baller Tony Parker, Henry introduced the groom to Ronaldo’s ex,