Alexandra Paressant looks to create misery for another sportsman
When footballers first sign a professional contract, they should be made to agree they will never go anywhere near compulsive liar Alexandra Paressant. The French ‘model’ first hit headlines when she claimed she was sleeping with Ronaldinho during World Cup 2006. The Brazilian ended up suing her, thanks to a series of fabricated photos and ‘anonymous’ blog posts.
Paressant then caused a scandal by claiming she had been steamrollered by NBA star Tony Parker, after being introduced by Thierry Henry. Parker’s wife Eva Longoria wasn’t best pleased, but her claims were soon dismissed as fantasies. Even Paressant’s mother has admitted that her daughter is prone to making up stories.
Such is the extent of her shameless lying that the picture above almost certainly isn’t her - she has been known to circulate pictures of much hotter models, passing them off as herself. (Real Paressant looks like this, which goes a long way to explaining why we put up a picture of fake Paressant.)
According to Marca, Paressant is looking for a new victim, preferably a sportsman. The Spanish paper also reveals that she was arrested for a jewelry robbery in October.
If this liar was wearing pants, they would probably be on fire
Some ladies will go the distance to become a WAG, but not all will go as far as Alexandra Paressant, who has twice combined her loves of sport, shamelessness and lying to hit the headlines.
In 2006, the French model and author claimed she was sleeping with Ronaldinho during World Cup 2006. The Brazilian promptly set about suing her, and it later emerged that she fabricated a relationship by doctoring photos and putting anonymous posts on forums.
Last year, Alexandra hit the headlines again by claiming she enjoyed an elicit affair with Tony Parker, the San Antontio Spurs basketball star and husband of Eva Longoria, after being introduced to him by Thierry Henry. Bizarre claims about sexual practises involving Nutella were promptly dismissed, and even her own mother has admitted she is prone to making up stories.
Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?
Yesterday’s battle of the blondes was a photo finish, but Europe’s Gemma Atkinson narrowly toppled Lisa Dergan, by an overall percentage of 51 per cent here and at On205th.
So, two days into the US WAGs vs Euro WAGs tournament, and we’re winning 2-0.
Today, it’s a heavyweight battle of the brunettes, as America’s favourite desperate housewife takes on England’s favourite scorned housewife…
Round Two: Eva Longoria/ Cheryl Cole
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For more pictures of Eva click here and to see more of Cheryl click here and here
A Hornets fan has discovered a perfect way to distract San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, by holding up a big ol’ cardboard cutout of his wife Eva Longoria. The beardy chap looks delighted with his idea, but unless that thing is double-sided, I’m betting the people in the rows behind him aren’t enjoying the game quite as much.
Premier League fans could learn from this crafty misdirection - next time you’re seated behind the goal, why not take a Danielle Lloyd cutout to distract Jermain Defoe, or maybe a gaggle* of cardboard prostitutes to take Ronaldo’s eye off the ball…
*Yes, I checked, and ‘gaggle’ is the correct collective term for cardboard prostitutes.
The number one Spurs WAG (in south Texas, not north London)
Despite growing up in Texas, Eva Longoria managed to avoid the slow road to obesity, and found fame playing Gabrielle in Desperate Housewives (she’s the youngish one whose always finds an excuse to trot around in just her underwear).In 2006, she shot straight to the top of the international WAG league when she married Tony Parker, point guard for her favourite basketball team the San Antonio Spurs. Their marriage, however, hit a rough patch when Parker was rumoured to have had an affair with a young lady introduced to him by Thierry Henry, and there’s more speculation that she could be finishing with her man, as recent pictures suggest she has either removed or covered up a tattoo depicting her wedding date.
Batty French model drags the relatively good name of Thierry Henry into her lunatic fantasies
About three weeks ago we told the world about the affair that has rocked the relationship of basketball WAG/ Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria and her hubby Tony Parker. Apparently, Thierry Henry introduced the San Antonio Spurs point guard to a French model named Alexandra Paressant, who counts Ronaldo (fat Brazilian, not Portuguese predator) among her bedpost notches. We labelled Henry a homewrecker, and questioned whether a woman was capable of
Footballer could have sparked the divide between Basketball WAG Eva Longoria and her hubby
Obviously not contented with the dissolution of his own marriage, Thierry Henry is reported to be aiding his friends in their extra-marital affairs.
As a guest at the fancy summer wedding of Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria (pictured left, blending into leather couch) and San Antonio Spurs b-baller Tony Parker, Henry introduced the groom to Ronaldo’s ex,
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