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Awww, Becks and Landon are patching things up
[101GG]

Premier League clubs to reveal agent fees for the first time
[IM Scouting]

Villa agree a £12m fee for Stewart Downing
[BBC]

Craig Bellamy will make way for Manchester City’s army of strikers with a move to Sunderland
[Daily Mail]

Hull agree a £5m deal for Bobby Zamora
[Sky Sports]

For some bizarre reason, NFL quarterback Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson
[Jersey Chaser]

Country singer who has Wagged her way across two sports

As bastions of popular culture, we’re well aware that Taylor Swift is so hot right now, but she isn’t the first young blonde American to take the world of country-tinged pop by storm. Carrie Underwood has been impressing stetson hat-wearing folk since she won American Idol in 2005, and her influence has spread across the world of American football and ice hockey.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - who currently boffs Jessica Simpson - fuelled rumours of a romance in 2007 when he subtly wrote “I’m dating Carrie Underwood” on his website. At present, she steps out with NHL star Mike Fisher.

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It looks like Newcastle fans pre-empted Joe Kinnear’s potty mouth
[Off The Post] 

Who will Fabio Capello pick in the middle against Kazakhstan?
[chickendinner bet Blog]

Jose Mourinho is facing the wrath of Inter fans
[Sports Illustrated]

Some folks are taking bets on when Gazza will meet his maker
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Red Bull blame Mark Webber’s retirement from the Singapore GP on a tram
[Grid Crasher]

Is NFL WAG Jessica Simpson going to marry Tony Romo?
[Machochip]

Athletic Bilbao’s Joseba Etxeberria will play next season for free
[BBC]

The ICL gets cheerleaders!
[Polite Applause]

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Quite how Paul Scholes though he would get away with this massively deliberate handball at the weekend is anyone’s guess
[Pies]

Some rather splendid pictures of F1 WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci at the beach
[Grid Crasher]

Sorry Agbonlahor, Jessica Simpson says Tony Romo is the perfect guy
[WithLeather]

Tennis betting: Federer aims to make history at Flushing Meadows
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Anton Ferdinand’s most treasured possession
[Kickette]

Could Bayern Munich hijack Manchester Utd’s Berbatov dream?
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In honour of Joey Barton’s recent reintroduction to society, Thin Lizzy bringeth the rock

Some rather lovely new pictures of F1 WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
[Grid Crasher]

Video: Mark Bosnich is back in the game
[The Offside]

Video: Robbie Keane unveiled by Liverpool
[Pies]

An interesting question concerning David Bentley’s transfer fee
[101 Great Goals]

Russell Brand has clearly influenced the football tastes of Hollywood chum Rob Schneider
[The Offside Rules]

Bad news for the Dallas Cowboys - their bad luck charm Jessica Simpson has arrived at their training camp
[On205th]

Who produces the world’s greatest WAGs - America, or Europe?

We invent them, and they kick us out. We give them language, and they bastardise (”bastardize”) it. We give them the Beatles, and they make us take Madonna. Meanwhile, us Europeans are forced to sit back and watch America use the democracy we blessed them with to elect a man who can barely dress himself.

Well enough is enough. It’s time to bring them down a peg or two, and what better way than via the medium of Waggery. Their national pastimes, which include rounders, netball and a girly version of rugby, attract some fine WAGs, but the supporting ladies in Europe are a cut above.

To settle it, The Spoiler and our American chums at On205th have decided to hold a battle royale to determine whether Europe or America have the best WAGs. It’s a bit like the Ryder Cup, but much sexier.

Each continent will enter 10 of their finest ladies to the tournament, and you can vote for your favourite here and at On205th each day.

If Europe wins, it has been agreed that America will revoke their independence and come back under Britain’s control. If they win, they get to continue taking the ‘U’ out of words like ‘neighbour’ and ‘colour’, and we have to keep Madonna.

Round One: Jessica Simpson/ Rosaria Cannavo

First up, it’s Texan beauty Jessica Simpson and Cristian Panucci’s outrageously hot missus Rosario Cannavo.

[Click the image to enlarge. See more of Jessica here and more of Rosaria here]

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Gillett and Hicks claim £1.4million in expenses from Liverpool for ‘flights’
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NSFW: Zoo’s Euro 2008 Strip-Off
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Premier League referees’ chief Keith Hackett says Ruud van Nistelrooy’s massively offside goal was actually onside
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Don’t bet on Holland winning Euro 2008
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Bad idea alert: WAG Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo in her new music video
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Pamela Anderson at the Canadian Grand Prix
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Game: See how long you can tolerate listening to ‘Become a WAG’ by Stacie and Stevie Smith. I managed 1.39
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Lewis Hamilton to be richer than David Beckham
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Maria Sharapova agrees to a photoshoot
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Boston Red Sox fan loses lawsuit for hurting the hand of the chap who punched him
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Have Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split?
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La Galaxy’s leader Ruud Gullit says the team is suffering from a ‘lack of leadership’. Right…
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Totally random: Three leaked tracks from the new Oasis album
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