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Gillet & Hicks’ outrageous expenses, Jessica Simpson and van Nistelrooy’s onside goal


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Gillett and Hicks claim £1.4million in expenses from Liverpool for ‘flights’
[The Sun]

NSFW: Zoo’s Euro 2008 Strip-Off
[Zoo]

Premier League referees’ chief Keith Hackett says Ruud van Nistelrooy’s massively offside goal was actually onside
[BBC]

Don’t bet on Holland winning Euro 2008
[chickendinner]

Bad idea alert: WAG Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo in her new music video
[NBC Dallas]

Pamela Anderson at the Canadian Grand Prix
[Grid Crasher]

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Posted: June 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sharapova’s photoshoot, Hamilton’s millions and Gullit’s bad leadership


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Game: See how long you can tolerate listening to ‘Become a WAG’ by Stacie and Stevie Smith. I managed 1.39
[MySpace]

Lewis Hamilton to be richer than David Beckham
[Grid Crasher]

Maria Sharapova agrees to a photoshoot
[SportsByBrooks]

Boston Red Sox fan loses lawsuit for hurting the hand of the chap who punched him
[FanIQ]

Have Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split?
[Machochip]

La Galaxy’s leader Ruud Gullit says the team is suffering from a ‘lack of leadership’. Right…
[TheOffsideRules]

Totally random: Three leaked tracks from the new Oasis album
[BunnyWithFangs]

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Posted: May 14th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

No. 17: Jessica Simpson


Don’t mention this NFL WAG around Dallas Cowboys fansJessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo was adored by the people of Texas: aside from being a dreamboat, he holds team records for completions, passing yards and plenty of other esoteric-sounding terms that don’t mean much to the humble English chap. But last November, he decided to make Texan singer/actress/moron Jessica Simpson his WAG. And it all went downhill from there…

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Posted: January 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Big hard NFL egomaniac blubbers like a schoolgirl


Wide receiver loses it in defence of Tony Romo’s rubbishness

Tony Romo, star quarterback with the Dallas Cowboys, may have set team records for touchdown passes, completions and passing yards this season, but it hasn’t covered his side in glory: the Cowboys’ season is over.

The Cowboys lost in the playoffs on Sunday to the New York Giants (a game they should have won easily), and his unimpressive performance has left the people of Dallas scratching their enormous heads, even if many are lining up to blame his WAG Jessica Simpson for putting some sort of emasculating hex on him.

In the midst of all this Texan self-loathing, it’s good to see that wide receiver teammate Terrell Owens has got Romo’s back, and isn’t afraid to turn on the waterworks in his defence.

Having seen Jerry Macguire, I can safely say that

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Posted: January 15th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey