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Bye bye Schuster, hello Ramos!
[BBC]

Video: Top Gear’s epic 2009 Ford Fiesta review!
[Grid Crasher]

Midfielder Jan Rosenthal saves a penalty
[The Offside]

Five reasons why Chelsea won’t beat CFR Cluj
[chickendinner]

Bayern Munich dress up for their Christmas party
[Bild]

Spot Freddie Ljungberg in his awesomely eighties school picture
[Kickette]

Is William Gallas going to Inter?
[Caught Offside]

WAG Rosario Cannavo is attractive, topless
[Double Viking]

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Watch out Beijing - Record-breaking Australian Olympic swimmer Stephanie Rice has just split with her boyfriend
[WithLeather]

Top Gear presenters get a £10,000 per-show pay rise - Lord only knows how much they are being paid in total…
[Grid Crasher]

Does Nereida Gallardo even own any bikini tops? (NSFW)
[NSFWPOA via On205th]

Tottenham bid for £18million star striker
[Caught Offside]

The Gaffer - It’s what Ian Rush drinks
[The Gaffer]

Play the Cristiano Ronaldo escape to Madrid game!
[Mousebreaker via Pies]

David Beckham the cockney chimney sweep
[Kickette]

As you peruse today’s links, consider the fun you could have with a pair of flip flops and some superglue…

Nigeria’s coach has demanded their Olympic team get haircuts before the Beijing tournament
[WithLeather]

Bet on Manchester Utd getting a third consecutive league title
[chickendinner]

Will vile scumbag Joey Barton be forced to take a pay cut?
[Football 365]

For our American fans: How to pick a Premier League team to support
[USA Today via The Offside]

The latest lady of loose morals who claims to have been at it with Cristiano Ronaldo
[Machochip]

Our friends at Grid Crasher believe they may have discovered the Stig’s identity
[Grid Crasher]

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David Beckham interview by Jimmy Kimmel, as seen on The Offside Rules

Eight reasons Spain and Greece will draw
[chickendinner]

Video: News anchor reads the teleprompter Ron Burgundy-style
[Machochip]

Game: Be a star in Top Gear’s reasonably priced car
[Grid Crasher]

Bullfighter gets painful just desserts
[WithLeather]

Rate the Euro 2008 refs
[RatetheRef via The Offside]

Why Liverpool should keep Peter Crouch
[Caught Offside]

And somehow wins

The Bugatti Veyron is the world’s fastest street legal production car, and one that has reduced beery Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear gang to