A major player in Argentina’s ongoing WAG scandal

Pía Martinez entered the world of Waggery earlier this year on the arm of Real Madrid midfielder Fernando Gago. It appears that the couple have since parted ways (allegedly after a sex tape leak), but the topless Argentinean model has recently been implicated in the scandal surrounding Sergio Agüero and Giannina Maradona, daughter of Diego.

Agüero - who is now the father of Diego Maradona’s grandson - has apparently been caught going at it with a ‘mystery blonde’ in an Argentinean nightclub called ‘Kika’. Pía was accused of being said mystery blonde, but despite being present at the club, insists she was an innocent bystander. The genuine catalyst of infidelity has been revealed as 22-year-old Luisana Vacarelli, who insists that she is “not a slut“.

Yet another Brazilian beauty to have fallen for Adriano’s charm

This avid thong wearer (note the tan lines) goes by the name Veronica Araujo, and she shares three things in common with WAG No. 319 Ellen Cardoso and WAG No. 320 Joana Machado: she is Brazilian, she isn’t shy and she has been steamrollered by troubled Inter Milan striker Adriano.

Argentinean model with an appropriately-named boyfriend

Perform a quick Google image search of Argentinean model Melina Pitra and you will learn two things: she is is hot enough to make clergymen weep, and she is very keen to display her fabulous derriere.

Keen to draw more attention to her greatest asset, the 23-year-old has snared an aptly named footballer - Independiente goalkeeper Fabián Assmann.

The Kop welcomes another clothes-dodging beauty

Katrina Harrison is a 23-year-old glamour model, whom you may seen on the pages of gentleman’s periodicals Zoo and Nuts. It’s unknown if Liverpool’s David N’Gog is a fan of these sophisticated weekly publications, but the brunette lingerie specialist has managed to catch the Frenchman’s attention…

One of League Two’s finest supporting ladies

As part of her quest to become the next Jordan or Keeley Hazell, 23-year-old Keira Jones has flaunted her wares on the pages of FHM, Loaded, Zoo and The Daily Sport. The London beauty has also managed to achieve the glamour model badge of honour that is a relationship with a footballer - the lucky chap in question is Barnet midfielder Nicky Nicolau.

‘The Strutter’ battles a serious clothes phobia

It may have taken us 300 days to get to her, but this is by no means a reflection of our opinion on Page Three model Lindsey Strutt. The 21-year-old from Doncaster is well known among Nuts, Loaded and Maxim readers for her inclination to bare her 32E chest, a habit that hasn’t gone unnoticed by the nation’s footballers. The lucky chap she selected to squire her about town is Ipswich’s Alex Bruce, also known as Steve Bruce’s son.

The only Chelsea that’s welcome at Fratton Park

Portsmouth’s Marc Wilson was born in Northern Ireland and played for Northern Ireland U-15s, but made the switch to the Republic side at U-18s level. Not only has he had the fortune to represent two nations at his chosen sport, but he has also managed to persuade extremely good looking Page Three girl and glamour model Chelsea White to go out with him. Luck of the Irish, we suppose.

Presumably no relation to Ashley, Joe or Nat King

Basingstoke - not only an ideal place for Jeremy Clarkson to be chased around a shopping centre by a Corvette (did you see last night’s brilliant Top Gear?), but also a hotbed of WAG talent. Topless model Rachel Cole is from the Hampshire town, and she enjoyed a relationship with Ilford FC’s Jonathan West. It’s unclear whether West is still on Ilford’s books, and it’s equally unclear whether he still has a sensationally un-shy blonde girlfriend.