A fitting, albeit expensive way to pay tribute to US royalty

If there was one thing that Michael Jackson was known for during his short and bizarre life, it was an extraordinary passion for the United States national football team. Hence, Team USA have been quick to release a garment-based tribute to the King of Pop, which can be yours for just $89.95.

The Spoiler can assure its readers that this is not a cynical and rushed attempt to cash in on the death of an international hero - it’s definitely what he would have wanted.

And we haven’t even mentioned Fog On The Tyne

After yesterday’s news of Paul Gascoigne’s ‘avoidable tragedy’ (Sky News’ words, not mine), it seems only fair to remind ourselves of the genius he brought to the game.

Personally, I will always remember him as the slightly drunk but very friendly man who gave me money on my tenth birthday (long-winded story here), but for most others, his legacy remains on the pitch. Here’s why:

1. He made Scotland look silly at Euro 96

2. This superb strike in helped Spurs win to their most recent FA Cup victory (FA Cup semi-final, vs Arsenal, February 1991)