Try saying that name after a few lemonades

Wesley Sneijder divorced his wife Ramona Streekstra in January, and hasn’t wasted any time in getting back in the game. Our girls at Kickette inform us that the Real Madrid star has started seeing Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.

The 24-year-old has carved out a career in modelling and TV presenting in the Netherlands, and for her efforts, the Dutch have voted her FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World twice (2006 and 2007 if you must know).

Milan’s partyboy hits the Brazilian model jackpot

At present, Ronaldinho hasn’t much cause to flash his horse-like grin on the pitch - Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti recently claimed the team has found the right balance without him. Off the pitch, however, the handsomely-impaired nightclub enthusiast has struck proverbial gold in the form of Brazilian model and TV presenter Aline Domingos.

According to our German friends at Bild, The 25-year-old host of AC Milan’s TV channel has admitted the former World Player of the Year has squired her about town on more than one occasion, but is hesitant to confirm that the one she calls “my Gaucho” is her boyfriend.

German TV personality whose surname is almost rude

At this point in the history of WAG of the Day, the Germans are an overlooked people: to my knowledge, only Sarah Brandner - girlfriend of the recently disgraced Bastian Schweinsteiger - represents them. Well, die Deutschen may be proud to see their WAG count doubled today, as model, popstar and TV presenter Annemarie Warnkross joins the list. If she hadn’t recently left him for a German soapstar, she’d be with Germany and Real Madrid defender Christoph Metzelder, probably trying to comfort him through his nation’s mixed Euro 2008 fortunes.