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Shakhtar Donetsk overcome Werder Bremen in the final ever UEFA Cup Final
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David Beckham has been labelled “underhand” by Stefan Effenberg
[The Times]

The six dirtiest Premier League players of the season
[Pies]

Pepe Reina wants Barcelona to win the Champions League
[Goal.com]

Richard Dunne is finally succeeded as Man City player of the year
[The Sun]

Neil Warnock expects a favour off the club he’s considering suing
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Posted: May 21st, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Bookies predict Toon doom, Theo Walcott’s new contract and Kelly Brook hotness


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If Chelsea fans feel hard done by, spare a thought for Hamburg, who were denied a UEFA Cup final place by a piece of paper
[Off The Post]

Adriano - who felt the need to tattoo his name on his forearm - is back in the game
[Dirty Tackle]

Theo Walcott earns a brand new £60k-a-week contract
[Daily Mail]

Contrary to popular opinion, John Terry is a true gent
[Pies]

The bookies bring bad news for Newcastle
[The Guardian]

Rugby WAG Kelly Brook poses for Nuts
[On205th]

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Posted: May 8th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Should Mark Hughes start next season as Manchester City manager?


Manchester City have spent over £125 million since Mark Hughes took over last summer but despite that huge investment, they need to win all six remaining league games to improve on last season’s points tally.

The Spoiler asked back in December whether Hughes was the right man to take City forward, to which only 31% said yes. Following last night’s UEFA Cup exit, it feels like an appropriate time to conduct another straw poll.

The positives of Hughes’ first season have been the respectable European run, the 3-0 win over Arsenal and the fact they have played some fantastic football at times. The biggest success story of an indifferent campaign however has been the emergence of Stephen Ireland, a player Hughes fought to keep in the summer, as arguably the player of the season.

The negatives are fairly obvious: City will almost certainly finish with a worse points haul than last season, they lost in both domestic cups to relegation-threatened lower league teams, they haven’t won a domestic away game since August and Hughes has reportedly struggled to handle his Brazilian stars.

So should he stay or should he go? Tell us with a vote and comment below:

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Posted: April 17th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Why Man City will struggle in the UEFA Cup tonight


Manchester City/Hamburg, UEFA Cup Qtr-final, 7.45pm, ITV4

Paddy Power and Bet365 are offering 3/1 on Manchester City overcoming their 3-1 deficit in tonight’s match with Hamburg, but the statistics suggest that they will have to perform out of their skins to do so. Our friends at chickendinner say:

» Hamburg have only won five of their 14 away league games and have drawn one and lost four of their five visits to fellow Bundesliga top six sides.

» Despite this, their European record is amazing. The German side have won all five of their UEFA Cup away games, scoring 12 and conceding just three. They have scored at least two in every game and kept three clean sheets.

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Posted: April 16th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Hamburg’s strong home form isn’t good news for Man City


Hamburg/Man City, UEFA Cup Qtr-Final 1st Leg, 7.45pm, ITV4

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Martin Jol’s Hamburg are available at 11/10 with Boylesports to win the home leg of their UEFA Cup quarter-final clash with Manchester City. A glance at their home record suggests that those odds are very generous, say chickendinner:» Hamburg have played 21 matches at the HSH Nordbank Arena, winning 16 of those, drawing three and losing just two.

» In contrast, Manchester City have won just one of their last 19 on the road, drawing seven and losing 11 of those games.

» Only five of the last 14 English UEFA Cup quarter-finalists have progressed

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Posted: April 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Redknapp: “We deserved to win UEFA Cup tie”


Tottenham’s Euro dream dies at the Lane

Tottenham 1/ Shakhtar Donetsk 1 (agg. 1-3)

Following last week’s defeat in whatever country Shakhtar Donetsk are from, Spurs coach Harry Redknapp warned us that he would be fielding a crappy side for the second leg. His ‘rotation policy’ failed to pay off last night (despite a brilliant opener from Giovani), but the gaffer remained in high spirits:

“The lads were terrific here and we were very unlucky not to win.”If we didn’t have a cup final coming up, I wouldn’t have been looking to rest players.

“No one wanted to win this tie more than I did. It would have been great to go through. We deserved to win and their coach told me so afterwards.”

Their coach told you so, Harry? That’s almost as good as an actual win, right? Presumably, the irony of focusing on a cup final whose prize is a place in the UEFA Cup isn’t lost on you, Mr Redknapp?

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Posted: February 27th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Ashley’s Newcastle bailout, Hiddink’s dissatisfaction and Jennifer Metcalfe’s underwear


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Mirko Vucinic - the man who celebrates by removing his clothes - rocks the shirt-tucked-into-pants look at The Emirates
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Great moments in sports groin shots
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Guus Hiddink is not happy
[BBC]

Ashley Cole attempts to make people like him by building a pitch in his own back garden
[The Mirror]

Harry Redknapp defends his right to field a crappy side in the UEFA Cup
[Football365]

WAG Jennifer Metcalfe strips off for Loaded
[On205th]

America makes its female professional footballers wear skirts
[Daily Mail]

Mike Ashley puts in another £10m of his own money to stop Newcastle sinking
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Posted: February 26th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Manchester City and Tottenham UEFA Cup highlights


Blues encouraged by draw, Lilywhites’ Euro hopes dashed

FC Copenhagen 2 / Manchester City 2

The Tame Goal of the Week Award goes to City defender Nedum Onuoha, whose side-foot tap somehow found its way past FC Copenhagen keeper Jesper Christiansen. Mark Hughes’ side should have taken three points, but came away with a better result than Manchester Utd did on their last visit to the Parken Stadium (a 1-0 Champions League defeat in 2006).

Shakhtar Donetsk 2/ Tottenham 0

Tottenham visited a ploughed field in the Ukraine and battled well for most of the game. After the game, ‘Arry said he was still taking the UEFA Cup seriously,” then added that he’ll probably play four seventeen-year-olds in next week’s return leg.

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Posted: February 20th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey