Multi-talented puck bunny who’s about to hit the big screen
As a songwriter, record producer, actress, Playboy model and TV presenter, Willa Ford has a pretty hectic schedule. Somehow, she has also managed to squeeze in romances with some of America’s finest eligible bachelors, including Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys and UFC nutter Chuck Liddell. Last year, she married one of the most successful ice hockey players of all time, Dallas Stars center Mike Modano.
It’s all quiet on the rumour and gossip front today, folks
It’s a slow day transfer-wise, but we are pleased to announce that the podgy Egyptian forward Mido is no longer on the Marlon Brando career path. After apologising to Boro fans for weighing more than a medium sized aircraft last season, he has shed two stone. Bravo, sir.
Elsewhere, a former Newcastle player could be heading for military combat, and Lamps is still deciding if he should run off into the sunset with the Special One…
Emre Belezoğlu to the army
The Newcastle midfielder was depressed enough about the prospect of going back to Turkey to play for Fenerbahce, but now he may miss out on football altogether as he is wanted by his country’s army.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Who are they at war with anyway?
Alexander Hleb to Barcelona
It looks like Hleb’s heart is set on a move to quiet, peaceful Barcelona after feeling violated by the harshness of noisy London. (It’ll be fantastic when he realises the Spanish city is pretty much the noisiest place in the world.)
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Looks like he’s ready to pull a Reyes
Frank Lampard to Inter
Chelsea would love to give him £135,000-a-week but soon-to-be-30 Frank Lampard wants it for four straight years, while
World’s scariest man becomes a little less intimidating
This delightful looking chap is cage fighter Melvin Costa, who plays his trade in the ‘King of the Cage’ organisation (it’s much like UFC, but with minimalist rules and a few more neo-Nazis).
Costa does happen to have a rather detailed design on his skull and some full blown Nazi insignia across his chest, but these are not the worst of his inking
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