If only Paul Merson were as honest…

While the socially aware in the UK despair for the effect that Joey Barton’s agressive behaviour will have on our youth, the Germans are having similar role model problems.

Nico Patschinksi, a thirty-one-year-old striker with German third division side FC Union Berlin, has consistently come under fire for his rogue antics. In 2001, he posed with a drag queen, while in