Over the past two weeks, the finest WAGs of Europe have been busying themselves in a fierce transatlantic battle. Some nails were chipped, several upmarket boutiques went without custom and the barmen at Chinawhites have never felt so unwanted, but I am pleased to report that our best supporting ladies have come home victorious.
Over 40,000 votes were cast here and at On205th, and the ladies from the old continent were deemed hotter by 55 per cent of the voting public. Gemma Atkinson and her foxy ilk won seven of ten rounds with their yankee counterparts, and as a result, the Americans have agreed to revoke their independence from Great Britain, and they will pass a bill banning Cristiano Ronaldo from poaching prostitutes sunbathing by hotel swimming pools in California.
‘Tis a glorious day for one and all.
Relive all the sexy action and cast a belated vote right here.
Spoiler bonus: Check out galleries for each of the victorious ten below…
It’s the last day of the US vs Europe WAG battle today, and I’m sorry to report that the supporting ladies from Americaland have gained some significant ground in the last few days.
To ensure a victory for our continent, be sure to support Tiger Woods’ lovely Swedish wife in her duel with Puck Bunny Hilary Duff today, both here and at On205th.
(And don’t worry if you missed a previous round, you can catch up on sexy democracy right here.)
After Abbey Clancy’s convincing victory in the transatlantic WAG battle yesterday, the penultimate round sees a former NFL cheerleader take on a TV presenter whose marriage to Rafael van der Vaart was broadcast live on Dutch television…
Yesterday, Alena Seredova narrowly out-sexied Andy Roddick’s fiancée Brooklyn Decker, and the US vs Europe WAG Battle is looking like it may be a photo finish when it reaches its climax on Friday.
Today, an American actress and former Baseball supporting lady takes on the Liverpudlian SuperWAG with a taste for slightly strange-looking men…
Tragic injustice struck the world’s greatest WAG Giorgia Palmas yesterday, as she narrowly scraped a victory on The Spoiler, and suffered a crushing defeat over at On205th. It’s criminal, and I have no idea how Terrie B (who?) will sleep at night after learning of her success. (Actually, it will probably be next to a handsome sportsman on top of a large pile of money.)
Today, Andy Roddick’s swimsuit model wife-to-be takes on Gianluigi Buffon’s former Miss Czech Republic…
Round Six: Brooklyn Decker/ Alena Seredova
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More pictures of Brooklyn here, more of Alena here
After cruising ahead 4-0 in the US vs European WAG war, our flag-waving friends at On205th have somehow managed to avoid a complete whitewash by clawing back a round: over the weekend, Carmella DeCesare narrowly defeated our very lovely Tanya Robinson.
Today, however, Europe will land right back on its sexy feet, as the little-known girlfriend of baseball player Hunter Pence (stupid name) takes on the hottest WAG from the hottest WAG nation on the planet, Italy…
Round Six: Terrie B/ Giorgia Palmas
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More pictures of Terrie here, more of Giorgia here
On The Spoiler yesterday, Swede Oksana Andersson convincingly defeated Yank Jennifer Walcott (no relation to Theo), but the votes swung the opposite way over at On205th. Despite the split decision, Miss Andersson narrowly stole it with a 52.7 per cent majority, giving Europe a devastatingly sexy 4-0 lead in the contest. Woop woop!
On day five, a Playboy model and NFL wife is up against a Yorkshire beauty who has charmed Newcastle’s Steven Taylor and Gazza…
Round Five: Carmella DeCesare/ Tanya Robinson
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More pictures of Carmella here, more of Tanya here
Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?
This is all getting a bit too easy. For the third day running, Europe’s WAGs have thoroughly embarrassed their American counterparts. Even our burger munching chums across the pond at On205th decided Cheryl Cole was hotter than NBA WAG Eva Longoria by a margin of nearly 90 per cent. So, we go into the fourth day of the tournament with a convincing 3-0 lead.
Today, Playboy centrefold and NFL WAG Jennifer Walcott faces stiff competition from Sweden’s equally-pneumatic Oksana Andersson, ladyfriend of Christian Wilhelmsson…
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