MOTD host and WAG take sixth break in ten months

According to Britain’s favourite red top tabloid, Gary Lineker is currently living it up in Barbados with his current lady friend Danielle Bux. There’s nothing strange about that, except when you consider it is the third time they have been to the Caribbean destination in the past ten months, and in the same brief time period, Lineker’s gruelling work schedule has allowed for three additional romantic getaways in Miami, Vienna and Rome. It’s clearly a hard life working for the Beeb.

WAGs currently drifting on the periphery of the Premier League (we’re looking at you, Meares and Lloyd) have much to learn from Danielle. By bagging an ex-pro rather than a current player, she may have to put up with moaning about back pain and receding hairlines, but there’s no pesky season to get in the way of the good life. Enjoy those cocktails, Ms. Bux, you and your initiative thoroughly earned them.

Porky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza

After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.

The AC Milan star - said to have been released by his club following a season-ending knee injury - yesterday sat aboard a yacht in Ibiza displaying a belly that would make Ronaldinho proud. The ‘Kramer’ hairstyle really tops off a look befitting of a megastar whose dating record includes supermodels, TV presenters and various other ladies who wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot ugly stick if he wasn’t famous.

The lady averting her eyes from the sight of his growing paunch is WAG Bia Anthony, who is rumoured to be pregnant. Obviously his stunning physique and unfaltering loyalty have made her forgive him for solicitng transvestite prostitutes.

See the sexiest picture of the summer after the jump…

Part one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis

Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife Alex Curran while relaxing in Miami. See more pictures of Mrs Gerrard here.

Over in Italy, former Miss Ireland Claudine Palmer is enjoying her honeymoon with brand new hubby Robbie Keane. He’s in the photo waving at the camera, but the wee lad only comes up to her shin. See more of Claudine here.

More WAG holiday madness after the jump…

AC/PC’s privacy invaded yet again. Oh well.

Last week we saw young Ms Clancy parading around a Caribbean beach in a tiny bikini (available from H&M for £18, according to the laydeez at Kickette), but now she’s decided to cast it aside and wave goodbye to tan lines. A wise decision, I think you’ll agree.

See the fun version of the picture above and plenty more here and here

Large footballer tags along too

There are few places in the world where one can go to completely forget about the heartache of not qualifying for the Euros, but the Caribbean island of St Bart’s is a good start.

Kicking off the footballer holiday season in style are Liverpool beanpole Peter Crouch (above right, staring) and his lovely lady Abbey Clancy (above left, slow-motion Baywatch running).

See a gazillion more privacy invading snaps of AC/PC after the jump. Warning: may include mild frolicking.