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Alex Sanchez: La Liga’s first one-handed player


Real Zaragoza reserve-team starlet makes history…

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Real Zaragoza’s 3-1 defeat to Valencia on Sunday was relatively uneventful, largely because Jermaine Pennant was injured and therefore unable to stink up the pitch with his special brand of ‘football’. However, history was made on the 85th minute, when Zaragoza coach Marcelino brought on 20-year-old Alex Sanchez - La Liga’s (and, as far as we know, all of European football’s) first one-handed footballer.

Born without a right mitt, Alex was was handed a first team debut after bagging 12 goals in 10 games for Zaragoza’s reserve squad. There was no fairytale ending to his first senior appearance though - in the 15 minutes he was on the pitch, he flubbed a rubbish attempt to win a penalty and was booked for diving.

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Posted: November 10th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

David Silva interested in Man Utd move, a Bundesliga bus crash and Keeley Hazell


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David Silva

David Silva is warming to a £30m offer from Manchester Utd
[Caught Offside]

A German team has a bus crash and Franck Ribery isn’t responsible!
[Dirty Tackle]

We didn’t know Dave Lister played in the MLS?
[Kickette]

WAG Keeley Hazell is fun, semi-naked
[On205th]

England organise a friendly with Japan
[Daily Mail]

What will Peter Kenyon do next?
[The Mirror]

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Posted: September 17th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Real Valladolid win the Best Mascot competition


La Liga side enlists the services of a bear. An actual bear.

There’s an old saying among Spanish football teams: if you want to defeat Valencia, hire a circus bear to be your mascot.

Real Valladolid took this old adage very literally during a training session last Friday, but unfortunately things didn’t quite work out for the Castilian side, who lost 4-2 to Los Che on Sunday.

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Posted: September 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Carragher predicts new Big Four, Tevez’s injury woes and Victoria Beckham hotness


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England’s World Cup HQ

Revealed: England’s £20m South Africa 2010 HQ
[Daily Mail]

Teddy Sheringham refuses to retire
[Dirty Tackle]

Jamie Carragher predicts a new top four - presumably, he still thinks Liverpool will be in it though
[The Mirror]

Carlos Tevez could miss the Manchester derby through injury
[The Telegraph]

Mr Beckham’s reaction to the Croatia game
[David Beckham]

Mrs Beckham’s latest Elle photoshoot
[MRWF]

Milan target David Silva
[Goal.com]

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Posted: September 11th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Which La Liga star was breastfed until he was six?


Valencia winger Joaquín makes an unusual admission

Joaquín

“When all the other kids used to go back home to drink some water I would go home for milk”

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Posted: September 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

William Gallas changes his name by deed poll


David Silva also decides to change his first name

William Gallas and David Silva

This delightfully erroneous captioning comes courtesy of The Sun.

Thanks to Kev for the tip.

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Posted: August 10th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

The Spoiler’s Premier League XI v La Liga XI: which is best?


Which division would triumph in an MLS All-Stars style match?

The Spoiler’s Premier League XI
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The Spoiler was surprised by the results of yesterday’s poll, where 76% of you disagreed with Cristiano Ronaldo’s claim that La Liga was stronger than the Premier League.

That poll took into account a number of factors: for example the difference between the best and worst teams, entertainment value and European success. Today, we want to focus on which is the better league in terms of galacticos.

Let us know which of the two teams we’ve created to represent each league is stronger - and if you disagree with our line-ups tell us who you would pick instead - with a vote and comment below:

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Posted: July 7th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Manchester United and City chase La Liga strikers, Stoke look at Championship hitman


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

David Villa

David Villa to Manchester United
The Daily Mirror are reporting that Sir Alex Ferguson wants Valencia striker David Villa “above all other options” to replace Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez and claim that he is willing to match whatever Barcelona offer for the Spanish international.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Villa is reluctant to test himself abroad and said recently: ”Next season I will play in Spain because it is the league that is best for me. I will not go abroad.” If he leaves the Mestalla this summer, it will almost certainly be for either Barcelona or Real Madrid.

Samuel Eto’o to Manchester City
Barcelona’s attempts to sign Villa are good news for Manchester City, with the Telegraph claiming that Pep Guardiola will let Samuel Eto’o go if the Spain

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Posted: June 26th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn