Modest Portuguese star neglects to convey useful information during probing Q and A

Will Cristiano Ronaldo score in tonight’s Champions League final? Will he finally make his escape to Real Madrid in the summer? For disappointing and inconclusive answers to these and many other pertinent questions, check out this Q and A session with esteemed Sky Sports journalist Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Scorned ex-WAG confirms what we already know

We all know Cristiano Ronaldo is passionate about chasing money and women of loose morals, but it seems his greatest love wears Manchester Utd’s number seven. In yesterday’s News of the World, C-Ron’s summer project Nereida Gallardo (pictured above in her preferred state of dress) revealed the ridiculous lengths the Portuguese goes to in order to maintain his preened appearance. Here are some of the sexy highlights:

• “He likes his body to be smooth all over and would even use a hair removal cream. He would also use tubs of moisturiser, coating every part of his body, at least twice a day.”

• “He has his initials and the number seven all over the place. It’s on the doors, the coffee tables and there are mirrors everywhere. He loves looking at himself and playing with his hair.”

• “His house is full of mirrors