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The headline that launched a thousand Rebecca Loos jokes

Now that David Beckham has finished his extended loan spell in Milan, he leaves behind a half decent standard of football, some brilliant TV shows and his favourite Italian delicacy. It’s called “little bum”, and it’s made from pig’s rears. Apparently, Mr B can’t get enough of it:

David - who has been in the European country since January without wife Victoria - was first given the food by his club’s former manager Carlo Ancelotti, and the pair have been spotted eating it on a number of occasions.

A source said: “David can’t get enough of this fine delicacy. It’s got a much lighter and less meaty taste than most other prosciuttos.

He’s dying to get Victoria to try some.”

Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten a carb since 2003, so it’s fairly unlikely she will be tempted to eat something made out of a fat-laden pig’s arse. If he wishes to ween his wife into the world of pork, perhaps he should try weening her in with some of Luca Toni’s sausages.

Thanks to Vanessa@Kickette for the tip

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Mum-of-three scrubs up well for arty undies advert

David Beckham and his robotic wife have signed a £32m deal to become the international ambassadors of Emporio Armani underwear, which means we will be seeing lots more crotch stuffing and awkward posing.

Victoria Beckham unveiled her latest fierce black and white shoot at Macy’s in New York yesterday, where the first 150 folks to spend $85 on underwear were allowed to have their photo taken with the extremely talented singer.

Apparently, Mr B is so impressed with his wife’s latest shoot hat he has had the picture framed and put by his bedside. Won’t that be a bit of a mood killer for the ladies, Dave?

Check out more Posh Armani snaps after the jump…

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Becks pretends to like the NBA

David Beckham is addicted to watching the LA Lakers from his richly coveted courtside seat, so much so that he’s started going to games on his own. Here he is having lots of fun at the Lakers’ recent home game against the Sacramento Kings.

Translation: David Beckham is addicted to public attention, and knows he gets much more by sitting in his richly coveted Lakers courtside seat than by playing for the useless Galaxy. He also gets to ogle the Lakers’ shapely cheerleaders, much to his wife’s annoyance.

Come on Becks, we all know you have less than zero interest in the NBA. You’re only there to be seen.

Another pic of Becks looking fascinated at the basketball: