Don’t you hate it when sand gets stuck to your suntan lotion?

Lucky Czechoslovakian NHL star Petr Nedved managed to persuade Victoria’s Secret supermodel Veronika Varekova to become his wife in 2004. Understandably, the ice hockey pro wanted to be near his wife in New York City, so in 2006 he requested a transfer to the Eastern Conference. Unfortunately, this proved to be the kiss of death for their relationship, as they separated. Soon after, Nedved’s career started to peter out and he returned to his home country in 2007, supermodel-less and alone. 

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Claude Makelele’s wife Noemie Lenoir at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Victoria’s Secret model with a taste for terrifying boxer-types

In the world of modeling, 24-year-old Czech Karolína Kurková is a big deal: only Gisele Bündchen and Heidi Klum are in greater demand, and she has made a comfortable living posing in clothes that only Frank Lampard can afford for the past nine years. Essentially, she could have any man she wanted, but according to German tabloid Bild, the blonde lovely has directed her affections towards a man whose nickname is Dr Steel Hammer, and whose appearance resembles that of a provincial nightclub bouncer. Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko is a lucky chap.

The world’s hottest virgin is officially off the market

Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is, without question, one of the best looking women on the planet. She has dated Lenny Kravitz and New York Yankees rounders player Derek Jeter, but she is now engaged to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić. Whose face looks like this. What a crazy world we live in.