Car company capture spirit of cheating in Euro 2008 advert

If Les Bleus are attempting to befriend their Dutch cousins so that they may show them some mercy in their final group game tonight, they’re going about it the wrong way.

Why have Toyota chosen to pick on the Oranje in this advert anyway? Sure, Arjen Robben goes down like a sack of shit when the breeze blows, but no one hates the Dutch. (Well, except Michael Caine in that third Austin Powers film.)

It’s the Italians they should be accusing of foul play. If you need to know why, check out Alberto Gilardino’s beaut of a fall against Celtic after the jump…

Electronics company find ingenious way to sell HD teles

Like most sane people, we don’t tend to promote advertisements for which we are not getting paid, but an exception should probably made for this effort from Samsung. Not only does it feature Page Three girls knocking Peta Todd (stupid name) and Nikkala Stott knocking a ball about in lingerie, but huge excitable teddy bear Chris Kamara also puts in an appearance.

The football skills may be a little fraudulent, and the premise of Page Three top-shedder Danni Wells sharing a couch with CK (who I believe is a married man) is slightly implausible, but whatever. It takes my mind off of my life.

More proof that boobs are pretty great

There’s nothing quite watching the beautiful game get a little bit more beautiful. But be warned, these lovely ladies are BOBFOCS.