Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star

Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…

Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

Ouch. Imagine having to live in Switzerland with no friends. A terrible double whammy.

The latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm

A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes with Miss World contestant Vivian Burkhardt.

His world class philandering has now taken yet another sexy turn, as he spent most of his free time in Monaco last weekend hiding from the rain with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Apparently, the couple have been seeing each other ‘on and off’ for three months, and Nicole recently gushed the following melodramatic drivel to German newspaper Bild:

‘I love his soul. When I saw him for the first time, I was located in an enormous crowd. We are soul mates.’