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Thanks to his pre-pubescent appearance, The Spoiler was under the impression that Jermaine Jenas was only eleven or twelve years old. It turns out he’s actually been doing it with girls for ages (sexy evidence here and here) and he will soon be getting married.

In order to celebrate his imminent union with ladyfriend Ellie Penfold, the Tottenham midfielder organised a grotesque celebration befitting of a young man who brings home more than £50,000 each week. Teammates including Peter Crouch and Robbie Keane attended the glitzy do and busted out some karaoke, but the highlight was a special appearance from Nelly. The superstar American rapper serenaded the couple, probably using the same irritating melody that he sings on every single one of his songs.

Nelly’s feelings may have been a little hurt when Jenas fiancée admitted a desire to be entertained by a frequent and habitual drug user on her big day:

“I’d like all my family and friends to be there in a big country house. Oh and I’d like Amy Winehouse to sing.”

To see pictures of the engagement do, click here.

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Mallorcan model continues to make a living off the back of relatively short relationship with Real Madrid star

Since her summer 2008 fling with the world’s most expensive footballer, Nereida Gallardo has absolutely refused to fall into the obscurity that has threatened to claim her.

There are plenty of pictures of Nereida in Lara Croft mode at this dedicated blog, which enjoys the paradoxical status of being her biggest critic and her biggest source of publicity.