Yet more talent from the Bundesliga

Having just been released by Hertha BSC, Sofian Chahed finds himself searching for a new club. Any prospective employers should bare in mind the fact that the midfielder comes complete with a fantastically attractive WAG, actress Rossanna Alva.

She’s the brunette in the picture above, posing with Andriy Voronin’s wife Yulia (who seems to have made some improvements to her wardrobe).  

The latest victim of Boca Juniors’ resident ladykiller

Former Villarreal and current Boca Juniors star Juan Román Riquelme hit headlines around the time of World Cup 2006 when he started boffing Sports Illustrated model Yésica Toscanini - a great conquest for an international footballer, but not quite so commendable for a man with a wife and three kids. Presumably, the romance with Miss Toscanini and his suffering spouse has expired, as the Argentinean has since been linked with nude model Melina Nicolas.

Some criticise the Olympic Gold medal winner for lacking speed on the pitch, but Melina has been quick to assure us this is not the case in the bedroom. She gives his performances a modest ten out of ten, and says that he “varies his pace and acceleration”. Good to know.

Girls Aloud singer gives us another reason to loathe Ashley

Cheryl Cole turned 26 on Tuesday, and formally marked the occasion with last night with a bash at the Vanilla club on London’s Great Titchfield St. Clearly suffering in the current British heatwave, FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World chose to keep cool by wearing as little material as possible.

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Egyptian actress looking to tie down a Bundesliga star

Borussia Dortmund striker Mohamed Zidan split from his long-term partner Stina just four weeks ago, but has bounced back in spectacular style. The 27-year-old hitman is now engaged to May Ezz Eldin, one of Egypt’s most in-demand actresses. She is the star of Shikamara, and plenty of other films you will have never heard of. 

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More great news for Newcastle - Freddy Shepherd is back on the scene with a £60m takeover bid
[BBC]

Adriano is having some squad number issues
[Dirty Tackle]

Fulham to bid for Almeira’s Kalu Uche
[Goal.com]

Further proof that no one wears a bikini better than Abbey Clancy
[Kickette]

Chelsea to finalise the Yuri Zhirkov deal tomorrow
[The Guardian]

Another fine WAG offering from South America

Real Madrid’s Fernando Gago is a lucky man. Not only does he have access to Sergio Ramos’ hair straighteners, but he also has a knack of attracting the attention of fabulously good looking Argentinean women.

In addition to the lovely Pía Martinez, Lady Gago has also romantically entertained Luli Fernández, a famous model, actress and, er, ice skater.

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Palmeiras coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo becomes the first manager to resign via Twitter
[101GG]

Seriously, where does this guy keep getting all these brilliant Dimitar Berbatov photos from?
[Dirty Tackle]

All your Abbey Clancy, Alex Curran and Sylvie van der Vaart bikini holiday picture needs covered in one post
[ONTD]

The Germans are messing about with kit colours ahead of tonight’s Euro U21 final
[Daily Mail]

West Ham tracking Marc-Antoine Fortune and Eidur Gudjohnsen
[The Telegraph]

Completely random link: An Austrian Fashion journalist named Brüno gives Conan O’Brien a lapdance
[YouTube]

Spanish cougar snares a Championship star

At 54 years of age, Spanish actress and model Ana Obregón is precisely twice the age of the footballer to whom she has recently been romantically linked. Our besties at Kickette have informed us about the “special relationship” between Ana and Sheffield Utd striker Darius Henderson, which has been ongoing since the pair met in Ibiza.

Is it just us, or does she bare a striking resemblance to Stifler’s mum?