The model who has a frosty relationship with clothing

Those who have ever seen a copy of The Sun, a lads mag or a computer with internet access will be well acquainted with Keeley Hazell. The UK’s most celebrated topless model isn’t a fully fledged WAG, but qualifies on the grounds of an incident concerning Joe Cole in 2006.

The engaged Chelsea star was attending a party at Miss Hazell’s Grove Park home, and was allegedly set upon by a love rival who also had eyes for the sexy hostess. Cole was badly beaten, and lost his shoes, money and phone - a punishment most chaps would happily endure in exchange for an invite to one of Keeley’s parties.