This woman allows Wayne Rooney into her bed

Only a true cynic would say that Coleen doesn’t dance for her dinner. Okay Wayne brings home the majority of the bacon, but don’t forget, this lady is multi-talented.

Want proof? Well, she’s great at working out, she proved that with some exercise DVD or some such - Coleen McLoughlin’s Brand New Body Workout. She is a top journalist, writing for Closer magazine, and she once wrote a moving book about her own thoughts. Anyone who got to the end of that without weeping genuine tears of emotion literally doesn’t have a soul.

Luis Figo’s perma-nude missus could be on her way to London

At the end of June, Luis Figo’s contract with Inter Milan will expire, and the thirty-five year old winger will be a free agent. He could be off to the MLS, but those who appreciate Portugal’s golden era of football and Swedish models in equal parts will hope the rumours of a move to Fulham or Queens Park Rangers come to fruition. Figo and his wife Helen Svedin could be permanently moving to the home they own in West London very shortly…

The picture above shows the 32-year-old Swede in her most typical state. In fact, a quick

A brief history of the recently scorned pop star

Long before Danielle Lloyd hit the scene, another footballer-lovin’ beauty was known for her racist tirades. Cheryl Tweedy soon recovered from the media haranguing that followed an altercation with a black toilet attendant in 2003, and went on to lead and happy and fulfilled life as the wife of Ashley Cole… right up until this morning, that is, when she and the rest of the nation learned that Cahsley had alledgedly

The Italian model has tried to turn the wayward Francesco Coco back to the straight and narrow

Italian defender Francesco Coco is mighty popular around Milan – he spent his entire career working for AC and Inter, and he also owns several clothing stores in the fashion capital. Recently however, his reputation as a ‘drugged-up gay who lives in

If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism in the Big Brother house. But perhaps her biggest victim is Louise White, the twenty-three-year-old model who came

She sounds posh, but her public steamrollering habits say otherwise

The night before England’s crucial qualifying match with Croatia at Wembley, the England squad stayed at the Grove Hotel in Watford, whose decor is more akin to a knocking shop than a top-class hotel. The same day, a group of models were attending a photoshoot for breast cancer awareness at the hotel, and the paths of ‘soccer ace’ Alan Smith and Sophie Bovington-Kerr collided. In a

She’s Argentina’s finest WAG export, but don’t get too close

Genoa FC striker Marco Borriello faced a slightly embarrassing situation last year, when he failed a drugs test. It transpired that he came into contact with the banned substance in the form of an ointment rubbed onto his penis before a huge steamrollering session. The lucky lady who risked his career with excited cream application was none other than Argentinean model Belen Rodriguez. ”I advised him to use the ointment but