If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism in the Big Brother house. But perhaps her biggest victim is Louise White, the twenty-three-year-old model who came

Did nobody tell them it’s the middle of January?

OK! Magazine held it’s strangely belated New Years party at the Embassy Club in London last night, and several of our favourite WAGs stepped out to celebrate their nonebrity and lack of contribution to society:

Here’s Alex Curran, stepping out in a delightful skirt that she obtained from a lampshade in my parent’s house in 1986.

And here’s Jermain Defoe’s ex, sly-as-a-fox Charlotte Mears. The blonde model is obviously trying to fool use with her cunning disguise, yet we’d recognise that newly-acquired depression-halting chest of hers.