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Spain’s Euro 2008 voodoo, the Guus Hiddink pizza and Batman’s new motor


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With Leather shows that some skateboards are tired of being walked all over

The Guus Hiddink pizza from last week now has a video
[Chelsea Pies]

Spain using voodoo to win Euro 2008
[The Offside]

Make money on the Russia/ Spain betting specials markets
[chickendinner]

Busted Coverage review the summer of WAGS
[Busted Coverage]

An in-depth study of the babes of Wimbledon 2008
[COED Magazine]

Batman’s Corvette from the Dark Knight is real purdy
[Grid Crasher]

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Posted: June 26th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 105: Adelina Elisei


Bringing a smile to Romanian faces in the Group of Death

Adelina Elisei

With Italy, the Netherlands and France in their group, Romanians can’t be too hopeful of making it to the knockout stages of Euro 2008. Their departure may not make a great deal of difference to the neutral observer, but for WAG fans it will be devastating news, for it means Adelina Elisei will be going home early. The Romanian model and TV personality is the current ladyfriend of Inter Milan defender Cristian Chivu, and she’s awful pretty.

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Posted: June 5th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Michael Ballack’s car, Brian McBride’s future and the next Chelsea manager


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Michael Ballack’s pimped ride
[Grid Crasher]

Bet on the next Chelsea manager
[chickendinner]

Video: England/ USA highlights
[Pies]

The fifty sexiest WAGs in the world according to COED Magazine
[COED]

Video: Belgium’s May Goal of the Month nominations. God I miss the Premiership…
[101 Great Goals]

Where will Brian McBride go?
[The Offside Rules]

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Posted: May 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Beautiful Italian streakers!


Italian women demonstrate the art of getting noticed

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While the girls of England and Wales have to dress up all pretty, iron their hair, and then sit patiently in bars before footballers take notice of them, out in sunny Italy, potential WAGs have a much more in-your-face method for attracting their men.

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Posted: May 27th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Like motorsport? You’ll love Grid Crasher!


A brand new website dedicated to all things on four wheels. And some on two.

Grid Crasher

Did you know Fernando Alonso cheats on the football field, as well as the F1 circuit? Have you seen the latest Ferrari? Have you had a butchers at the pit girls from the forthcoming Bahrain Grand Prix?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, then you need to visit Grid Crasher, a brand new blog featuring the latest motorsport news and views, plus a healthy dose of WAGs and videos of people doing very silly things behind the wheel. It’s really rather good.

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Posted: April 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Like motorsport? You’ll love Grid Crasher!


A brand new website dedicated to all things on four wheels. And some on two.

Grid crasher

Are you aware that Nick Heidfeld is scared of falcons? Did you know Jenson Button performs a lot better with the ladies than he does on the track? How about that FIA President Max Rufus Mosley is a thoroughly respectable businessman with no opinion on the Second World War or Nazi-themed prostitute orgies?

Well, just two of the three motorsport facts above are true. To find out which, visit Grid Crasher, a brand new blog featuring a healthy mix of motorsport news and opinions, WAGs and videos of people doing rather silly things at the helm of motor vehicles.

Click here to visit Grid Crasher!

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Posted: April 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Ashley should have stuck to his favourite drink


Chelsea’s wayward full back used to prefer the most innocent of refreshments

A Spoiler reader reminds us that before Ashley Cole turned his dazzle on Cheryl, he went out with a lovely north London girl who was definitely not in a girl band. Back then, his drink of choice was milk - “lots of it, straight from the carton.” In less than a year at the world’s flashest club, reliable old cow juice has fallen from favour. In its place are depressing “vodka cocktails” and, later in the evening, mouthwash. So if anyone really wants to know what celebrity tastes like, now you can. Just mix Stoli and Listerine.

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Posted: January 30th, 2008 by Ed Needham

No. 12: Louise White


If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Louise White

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism in the Big Brother house. But perhaps her biggest victim is Louise White, the twenty-three-year-old model who came

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Posted: January 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG Watch


Danielle Lloyd

1. She’s on Wedding TV tonight at 10pm (Sky channel 227, if it’s not already programmed into your favourites) doing a blind date style show.

2. Her MySpace page claims her fitness DVD has been ‘voted’ a best seller. Because apparently the ‘best seller’ accolade isn’t decided by sales anymore.

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Posted: January 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Danielle Lloyd to star in WAG reality TV show


This really could be the end of western civilisation

Danielle Lloyd

About a year ago, rumours were circulating that MTV were putting together a show called ‘I want to be a WAG’. The series would see a ‘mystery’ international footballer date twenty wannabe WAGs over a period of eight weeks. At the end of the show, he will have to propose to his chosen beau.

Obviously spurred on by the raging success that was Totally Jodie Marsh, MTV have decided to

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Posted: January 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey