Real Madrid stopper embarrassed by over-enthusiastic tribute

For centre forwards there are apparently few more terrifying sights than a world-class goal-keeper tearing from his line like a pitbull that has just slipped his chain. With this in mind, the slightly demented folk at Madrid’s Museum of Wax felt it time to re-create Spanish number one Iker Casillas in all his furious, striker-crippling glory.

Trouble is, they used 53 kilos of wax to fashion a gurning monstrosity that looks