Brazilian official is awful purdy and not particularly shy

Sure, Brazilians have to put up with losing the Amazon Rainforest and the constant threat of a monkey-based uprising, but at least their female referees don’t look anything like Wendy Toms.

The lady pictured above is match official Ana Paula Oliveira, who was banned from the game for 245 days after posing naked in the Brazilian edition of Playboy. Lovers of sexual equality and gentleman’s art, however, will be delighted to hear that she returned to the field earlier this month to officiate the 1-1 draw between São José and Taquariting.