The latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm

A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes with Miss World contestant Vivian Burkhardt.

His world class philandering has now taken yet another sexy turn, as he spent most of his free time in Monaco last weekend hiding from the rain with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Apparently, the couple have been seeing each other ‘on and off’ for three months, and Nicole recently gushed the following melodramatic drivel to German newspaper Bild:

‘I love his soul. When I saw him for the first time, I was located in an enormous crowd. We are soul mates.’

Chelsea love rat given the heave via the medium of jewellery

If you watched the recent ITV2 series The Passions of Girls Aloud, you will have seen scorned WAG Cheryl Cole training to street dance for an appearance in a new video for Black Eyed Peas goon Will.I.Am.

The resulting song (rather fittingly entitled ‘Heartbreaker’) was released today. As may be expected from the man who wrote ‘My Humps’, it’s rubbish, and Cheryl only actually dances for about three seconds. But fortunately, she looks ’super hawt’, and her necklace displays a message that will bring joy to the nation: