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Top five: Premiership players who have come back to haunt their old club


The stars who have enjoyed facing their previous employers

Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor

This weekend, a whole host of players faced their former employers, most notably Emmanuel Adebayor at Eastlands and Dimitar Berbatov at White Hart Lane. Face kicking and celebrating aside, the former put in a performance that truly represented his stunning talent (something which was somewhat of a rarity during his final months at Arsenal), while the latter moped around and fluffed numerous chances (prompting the chant “That’s why we sold you!” - a chorus only bettered by the  “You’re not signing any more!” that Chelsea received at Stoke).

With these acrimonious encounters in mind, Spoiler correspondent Liam Jarvis has selected his top five players who have enjoyed facing the teams that used to sign their puffed-up pay cheques…

William Gallas
The tantrum-prone Frenchman scored the winning header from a Cesc Fabregas corner to beat Chelsea 1-0 back in 2007. The goal ended a 3-year winless streak against their London rivals.

Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer marked his 300th club career goal in perfect fashion, a simple penalty against former side Blackburn in 2002.

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Posted: September 14th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

William Gallas changes his name by deed poll


David Silva also decides to change his first name

William Gallas and David Silva

This delightfully erroneous captioning comes courtesy of The Sun.

Thanks to Kev for the tip.

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Posted: August 10th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Friendly Videos: Chelsea see off Inter Milan, Arsenal and Spurs seal convincing victories


My my, didn’t the London clubs do well last night?

Chelsea 2/ Inter Milan 0
In front of a huge crowd at Pasadena’s historic Rose Bowl stadium, Chelsea entertained their American fans with a win over the Serie A champions. Goals came from two of Jose Mourinho’s former lovers, Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard.

SC Columbia 1/ Arsenal 7
Despite a very embarrassing slip up for the opener, the Gunners absolutely spanked minnows SC Columbia in Vienna last night. Braces from Nicklas Bendtner, RVP and Aaron Ramsey were topped off with an effort from William Gallas

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Posted: July 22nd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Mikael Silvestre tries to talk himself out of a job


French flop tells Prof. Wenger to “analyse” Arsenal weaknesses

Arsene Wenger and Mikael Silvestre

Arsenal defender Mikael Silvestre has asked Arsene Wenger to hold an inquest into the clubs’ poor performance this season and search for solutions.

He said: ”We have played against top sides and shown weaknesses. It’s for the boss to analyse that.”

Considering one of Arsenal’s biggest problems in recent weeks has been the former Manchester United man’s frailties, we’re not too sure how he stands to benefit from such analysis.

Surely the first conclusion that Wenger would make when conducting a post-mortem is that Silvestre is no longer good enough even to help put William Gallas’ toys back in his pram?

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Posted: May 12th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Pick your Arsenal team to finish the job against Villarreal


Arsenal/Villarreal, Champions Lge QF L2, 7.45pm, Sky Sports 3

Arsenal’s biggest worry tonight is how their defence will cope without Manuel Almunia, Gael Clichy, William Gallas and Johan Djourou. It is with that in mind that we have decided to stick with the 4-2-3-1 formation from the first leg, ensuring that the patched-up back four are adequately supported:

The Spoiler’s Arsenal line-up for the Champions League quarter-final against Villarreal

Emmanuel Adebayor was isolated at times in Spain but with Villarreal needing to commit bodies forward, there should be more space for Samir Nasri, Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott to exploit, while Robin van Persie and Nicklas Bendtner will be ready to do damage off the bench if the visitors score.

Do you agree with our formation or do you think Arsenal should start with two strikers? Let us know who you would pick with a comment below.

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Posted: April 15th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Video: FA Cup controversy at The Emirates


Cesc Fabregas’ spitting games, Mike Riley’s green day and William Gallas’ massively offside winner anger defeated Hull

During last night’s FA Cup quarter-final between Arsenal and Hull, referee Mike Riley decided it would be appropriate for both goalkeepers to wear green - the same colour as the officials. This contravenes the laws of the game, but Mike Riley will undoubtedly use the St Patrick’s Day defence to escape punishment.

This colour confusion, however, was the least of the controversial incidents last night at the Emirates. Perma-tanned Hull manager Phil Brown was incensed by William Gallas’ 84th minute winner, which was clearly offside. “We lost the game unfairly. But I didn’t use the word cheat, you did,” said Brown to a reporter, clearly using the word “cheat”.

PB was also angered by the actions of Cesc Fabregas, who allegedly spat at the feet of Hull assistant manager Brian Horton after the game. It’s unclear what the Spaniard was doing on the pitch in his civvies in the first place, but he has thus far vehemently denied parting with any saliva.

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Posted: March 18th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Liverpool linked to Madrid star, Iraqi footballer killed, Gallas’ ridiculous sports car


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(Fat) Ronaldo will try to promise to try to think about giving up transsexual prostitutes
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An Italian side had their kit stolen, so had to improvise
[Dirty Tackle]

An Iraqi footballer has been shot dead as he was about to score an equalising goal
[BBC]

Liverpool linked with Gabriel Heinze
[Caught Offside]

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Posted: March 16th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Man City target five players, Owen won’t move in January


Nine days remain until Mark Hughes starts his spending spree

Manchester City targets Craig Bellamy and Wayne Bridge on opposite sides

With the transfer window drawing closer, the tabloids have desperately been searching for names that they haven’t already linked with Manchester City. But rather than rationing themselves to one rumour a day they have thrown all the new names into the mix at once as a special Christmas present to their loyal readers:

Kolo Toure to Manchester City
The Sun have declared Toure as Manchester City’s top £10 million January transfer target based on the fact “he seems to have been made the fall guy for his side’s stuttering season and is now behind William Gallas, Mikael Silvestre and Johan Djourou in the pecking order.” The Spoiler is baffled by this logic considering he has started more league games that Silvestre and Djourou this season and was arguably Arsenal’s best player against Wigan before picking up his latest injury.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: The only reason Wenger would let Toure go is if he has decided he is too injury prone and that seems unlikely.

Mark Hughes wants another four players
The Daily Mail claim that Hughes will spend £40 million next month on Marcos Senna, Wayne Bridge and his former Blackburn players Roque Santa Cruz and Craig Bellamy.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Would that be good value for money?

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Posted: December 23rd, 2008 by Michael Lintorn