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Everton star is booked for being ‘recognisable’


Marouane Fellaini gets in trouble because he is big, apparently

Marouane Fellaini

If The Spoiler were to head out on to Oxford Street and ask 100 people to name the ten most recognisable faces in the Premier League, not a single person would mention Marouane Fellaini. Everton boss Steve Round, however, believes his memorable visage is the reason why he has picked up eight bookings in twelve league games this term:

“He’s disappointed with how many bookings he’s had and has put that down to inexperience. But we’ve also put it down to the fact he’s quite recognisable.

“I think referees need to book him on merit rather than because it’s ‘big’ Fellaini.

It’s very sweet of Round to stick up for Fellaini and his reprehensible hairstyle, but the reason for the Belgian’s constant cautions is quite simple: he commits a shitload of fouls.

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Posted: December 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Did Ronaldo deserve to be sent off yesterday?


Likely Ballon D’or winner makes huge error of judgement

One of the biggest talking points of the Manchester derby was Cristiano Ronaldo’s sending off. In The Spoiler’s opinion, he should have received his marching orders for the unprofessional and petty display of dissent after his first booking, but he stayed on the pitch and “deliberately” handled in the box. There are several hazy theories as to why he did this, none of which make much sense:

He thought he heard a whistle
The Portuguese man-o’-sex left the pitch complaining that he heard a whistle and thought play had stopped. However, the video above records no such high pitched sound, and even Detective Shearer and his ridiculous sound-less slow motion replay on MOTD2 couldn’t reach a conclusion. Besides, there are countless occasions when Ronaldo has played on after the whistle to put the ball in the back of the net.

He was protecting his face

Scrambling for something to say, Sir Alex claimed after the game that Ronaldo was only trying to protect his face. From a cross which he had anticipated and jumped up for. As Mark Hughes rightly said, if he thought it would strike his face why didn’t he just head it?

He was pushed
Sorry Rio, your excuse doesn’t work as there’s nobody near him.

A lapse in concentration/ temporary insanity/ daydreaming about sex etc
This seems the most likely explanation for the incident, but only because there doesn’t seem to be any good reason!

It was a handball, and it was almost certainly intentional, but Ronaldo did not seem to be trying to cheat or gain an advantage. So, did he deserve to walk? Votes and comments below, please…

Spoiler bonus: Check out [0.11] in the video above to see Berbatov expressing his outrage through the medium of dance

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Posted: December 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

David Beckham’s contract, Francesco Totti’s dedication and Gemma Atkinson’s lingerie


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The Offside provide an excellent reason why players shouldn’t yellow card referees

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Francesco Totti dedicates this week’s victory over Chelsea to a young boy killed on the way to the game
[The Beautiful Game]

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[On205th]

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Posted: November 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Punching someone in the face only warrants a yellow card in Croatia


Joey Barton may have finally found a league that suits him

It seems that anything goes over in the T- Com Croatian First Football League. In the clip above Hajduk Split player Jurica Buljat defends a set piece by lamping an NK Varteks opponent. The blow is enough to floor him, but on the advice of his assistant, the lenient ref decides it’s only a yellow card offence. And to think that Deco received the same punishment last night for taking a free kick slightly too quickly…

[The Offside]

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Posted: November 5th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Player booked for tackling pitch invader!


Czech star made to regret dangerous challenge

In Saturday’s fiercely-competitive Moscow derby between Spartak and Lokomotiv, a topless fan fancied a piece of the action. Spartak were 2-1 down at the time, and defender Radoslav Kováč decided to take the intruder out of play the only way he knew how.

For his assistance in removing the extra man from the field, Kováč received a yellow card. Frankly, he was lucky: a tackle from behind with no attempt to play the ball should really be a straight red.

[Marca]

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Posted: July 21st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey