Víctor Aristizábal produces some world class showboating

Batshit crazy goalkeeper Rene Higuita earned a place in football history when he produced one of his famous “scorpion” kicks at Wembley. Higuita, however, isn’t the only Colombian to pull off this tricky move with success. Striker Víctor Aristizábal, once dubbed “the best player in the world without the ball”, displayed this thoroughly unnecessary (but extremely impressive) piece of skill during a 1993 international with Chile.

Or should that be Sky’s Fatzone…

This is how two passionate fans saw the key moments from Aston Villa’s remarkable 3-2 win at Everton. Get in there, indeed.

WARNING: If the sight of wobbly man flesh makes you nauseous, don’t watch the last bit.

Brazilian shows off his double dribble

Kaka is one of the world’s best players with a ball at his feet. If you believe what you see in this video, he’s also a bit tasty with two at his feet.

Real or fake? We smell a viral ad.

The best hat-trick of goals we’ve seen this week. Watch, enjoy, vote for your favourite…

1. Maicon, Brazil vs Portugal
Intricate build-up capped with a thunderous finish. Reminiscent of Carlos Alberto’s famous goal at the 1970 World Cup - this is not as good, obviously, but it’s still a lovely strike.

More below:

Proof that footballers really are stupid

C-Ron busts a move

Liverpool captain throws stones from his glass house

What do we think, folks? Does Gerrard consistently flout the rules from the safety of his high horse, or is YouTube documentarian TopRedCafe being a little harsh? Comments below, please.

Spoiler bonus: John Terry is quite partial to a bit of diving too 

Football fan exposes C-Ron conspiracy, his own social ineptness

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