Transfer Talk
Today’s transfer gossip, rumours and damn lies

Last night, Avram Grant revealed on Israeli TV last night that Chelsea are after Yuri Zhirkov, rather than current soup du jour Andrei Arshavin. Quite how the Toad would be privy to this information and be in a position to reveal it on television is beyond us, but it would be highly titillating to hear Londoners shouting “Jerkoff!” in unison next season…
The Cristiano Ronaldo saga latest
A shocking development today, as The Sun have actually given Spain’s victory prominence and kept Ronaldo off their back page. Fear not though, he’s still on the front. Nothing has changed: Queiroz admitted contracts mean nothing in football and Real Madrid are waiting for Man United to do something.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: This story still has months to run
Ronaldinho to reject Manchester City
Nobody will be too shocked to hear that Ronaldinho isn’t quite so keen to move to Manchester after all, though what is slightly surprising is that the Brazilian has reportedly set his heart on staying at the Nou Camp.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Guardiola may want

Tags: Andrei Arshavin, Andy Johnson, Aston Villa, Avram Grant, Barcelona, Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester City, Middlesbrough, Raul Bobadilla, Ronaldinho, Russia, Sunderland, West Ham, Wigan, Yuri Zhirkov
Posted: June 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Bravo!
These men stepped up to the plate, brought their A game, gave it 110 per cent etc…

As everyone knows, the semi finals and finals of important competitions are an appalling waste of time. Everyone’s too frightened to touch the ball, to the point where grown men just gather around staring at each other, too paranoid to even speak. Hence, the team of the tournament has been chosen based on the real football that The Spoiler has already witnessed…
GK Iker Casillas (Spain)
For single handedly snatching football glory away from the Italians, and looking a little bit like a child attempting to grow a beard. Out-goallied Buffon.
DL Yuri Zhirkov (Russia)
Once you’ve finished rolling around on the floor in hysterics because his name sounds a little bit like “jerk off”, you’ll notice that he’s been a prince amongst left backs. Brilliant.
DC Giorgio Chiellini (Italy)
Whilst it made for the most face-scratchingly boring non-England match since Glasgow Women’s Deaf and Dumb Wheelchair Team took on the local hospice’s Coma XI, don’t forget that the Italian defence was brilliant. Particularly this man.

Tags: Andrei Arshavin, Arda Turan, Barcelona, Chelsea, Croatia, David Villa, Euro 2008, Germant, Giorgio Chiellini, Holland, Iker Casillas, Italy, luka modric, Michael Ballack, Portugal, Real Madrid, Ricardo Carvalho, Russia, Sergio Ramos, Spain, Spurs, team of the tournament, Turkey, Wesley Sneijder, Yuri Zhirkov
Posted: June 24th, 2008 by Josh Burt