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Rafa Benitez gets all mysterious about new signings
[Liverpool Pies]

A mysterious gas and a blackout made the recent Palmeiras/ Sao Paulo game rather suspicious
[South America Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s lady Nereida Gallardo. We featured her over two weeks ago, and today the rest of the world has caught up. (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Awwww, Lamps and JT are in love
[Kickette]

Help Zoo pick a WAG of the season
[Zoo Today]

F1 perv Max Mosley speaks out at last
[Grid Crasher]

Bringing glamour to Scottish football since 2007

Apparently, they play football in Scotland, and they even have their own Premier League (I know, I’m as surprised as you are). This year’s relegation candidate has all-but been decided as Gretna, who were docked ten points for going into administration, but grazing just above them are St Mirren, who’ve lost more than half their games this season. Still, the fans keep turning up to games in the hope that glamour model Michelle Marsh, aka Mrs Will Haining, will turn up.

High Street Honey provides a ray of light in the darkness of St James’ Park

These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, but when the whistle goes, he gets to go home to inaugural FHM High Street Honeys winner Tanya Robinson, who, as you may gather, is completely averse to wearing anything on the top half of her body.