England’s front two… kind of
There is still much to play for in the Premier League, but pretty soon all eyes will switch to South Africa, and the various lessons learned from the current campaign might yet change the expected England line up. Way back in snowy December, The Spoiler had [...]
Read moreIncluding at least three of these dudes
As reported in today’s Mirror, Bolton boss Owen Coyle said this about Jack Wilshere:
“I am biased because I work with Jack on a daily basis, but I would take him with England.”
“He is such a talented young English player, he [...]
Read moreLennon – back on the plane?
Fans of romantic things will presumably be wiping their tears away with fallen rose petals today, with the terrible news that Lenny Henry and Dawn French are getting divorced. Did she tire of his hilarious jokes? Was his Theophilus P. Wildebeest [...]
Read moreBeckham – staggeringly metrosexual
Gone are the days when footballers were the men awkwardly shuffling around in a jumper from Millets and some stone washed jeans on their day off, desperately attempting to fit in with the rest of society. These days, some of these weekend athletes are also fashion [...]
Read moreTaarabt – low blow
The big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud has become more ladylike. They know this because she has a “grown up” hairstyle, and managed to navigate an entire nightclub without once grabbing herself and gurning at photographers. [...]
Read moreTry your hand at being Capello…
Now that the season is entering its final stages, very soon a giant magnifying glass will turn onto the players who may or may not make the England squad for South Africa.
For some, it’s a race against time – [...]
Read moreAnyone for Zamora?… Repeat, anyone for Zamora?
With the season hotting up to around Excitement Factor 8, or, at a push, 9, the England team magnifying glass will surely be focusing on names that might yet force themselves into the squad for the World Cup.
It’s not been a [...]
Read moreTime is running out for Mr Speedy Pants
Sometimes Lady Luck can be a total bitch, just ask Aaron Lennon – he’ll tell you. With a swift jab to the undercrackers, his World Cup dreams could be over just as he was hitting the form of [...]
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