Clancy – Voguing
Those who enjoyed yesterday’s particularly good looking list of Women Scorned might have noticed that around 33.3 per cent of them still managed to forge ahead with their relationships in spite of the various allegations regarding French underpants models and saggy 93-year-old [...]
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In a hot showbusiness story that reads more like a weird dream, Amir Kahn went for dinner with Cheryl Cole not so long ago, and she told him that she was faking a relationship to keep the paparazzi at bay. You can catch [...]
Read moreA thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:
What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.
Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]
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Barcelona players dicking around on a plane, courtesy of our friends at Match of the Day magazine
Man City lookalikes
Read moreImagine this, but with a horse where the other girl is
Hey man, remember when you had your heart broken? Did you sit around in your underpants guzzling whiskey and watching Dirty Dancing over and over again in floods of tears? Of course you did. You’re a bloke.
As it happens, [...]
Read moreWhat can he do to make you love him?
As reported in today’s Daily Mail, the honchos behind the scenes at Chelsea are keen to revitalise the public face of Ashley Cole. Club chairman, Bruce Buck, said this on the matter:
“He has just got to work a little [...]
Read moreDanielle Lloyd – feminist
As Peter Crouch will surely learn over the coming weeks and months, you cross the sisterhood at your peril.
It’s been an image-shattering fortnight for Crouchie, who has morphed from being football’s gentle giant, into some kind of horny Nosferatu, forking out for filthy stag night sex with a prozzie, and [...]
Read moreCrouch – bad week
Hey, remember five days ago? It was great. It was still summertime, everyone was a little bit younger, and Peter Crouch was widely regarded as one of the loveliest people not just in football, but in the whole wide world.
Now look at [...]
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