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Clancy nips out in her smalls, Andy Carroll’s boob tube…

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Seriously, Crouch - why?

Here’s what a bad tackle in 1994 looks like

[Dirty Tackle]

Is Andy Carroll wearing a boob [...]

Abbey Clancy does Britney, Larissa Riquelme gets naked…

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Peter Crouch couldn’t say it better himself

Gerard Pique does some beach snogging on holiday

[Kickette]

1994 catches up with [...]

Liverpool man linked with Barca, and Robinho update…

Clue: he’s in this picture

Those still reeling for the Crouchie-pays-for-sex debacle that totally ruined Abbey Clancy’s weekend might be interested to know that she’s sought advice from Toni Terry – JT’s rather put upon baby mama/wife.

Crouchie, without wanting to speak too soon, it looks like you got [...]

Crouchie and Abbey Clancy – the happier, sexier times

Oh God! Peter, what did you do?

If you happen to see yourself as more of a broadsheet kind of guy/gal, you mightn’t have heard the news – Peter Crouch had it off with a hooker.

Yes. You read that correctly. Peter Crouch – football’s [...]

Crouchie back to Liverpool, United to hijack Milner…

Um, something about “taking the plunge”?

Of course, the big news today is that Paul Robinson and Wes Brown have opted to watch England matches just like the rest of us, wisely choosing a big TV/comfy sofa combo over an uncomfortable pitch side seat in an overcrowded [...]

At work with Irina Shayk, classic John Barnes…

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FLASHBACK! John Barnes – not just a fat rapper

10 Young English players to look out for

[Football Fancast]

Ronaldinho [...]

Crouchie goes on holiday, Real close in on Stevie G…

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A short movie tribute to Nigel De Jong

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[Umbro Blog]

Inside the Spanish celebratory [...]

Crouch’s relationship with Abbey Clancy totally pays off

Peter Crouch – fierce

When you look at footballers and their WAGs, sometimes it’s rather hard to see exactly what each member is bringing to the relationship table. Yes, he’s got the money, the high profile job, but what about her? She doesn’t seem to DO anything. [...]